Glad to be living in the great Nordic cootie-free zone
tin_dog on
Northern Germany should be zero, like Scandinavia.
Lord_Caffeine on
Ireland should be zero
RoundSize3818 on
Russia is 0 or my friends and family hate me
Legitimate-Sink-9798 on
Latvia should be zero.
Pero_Konoplja on
Slovenia here, since fucking when bro???
carpenterio on
yeah being French moving to Belgium I hate it, even more living at the border. So many awkward double kiss ffs, even more that in Southern Belgium guys kiss in some certain social settings and I fucking hate it.
HelpfulYoghurt on
We just say “Ahoj”,”Čus” or “Čau”
Kissing is very rare, and usually only applied by Grandma kissing her grandchildren
basicAI90R on
I belong to the Nordic countries.
I don’t come from the Nordic countries.
QuietWaterBreaksRock on
In Serbia, 1 is basically as a form of casual ‘sup’, as you hug or dap up and 3is for more formal settings, such as congratulations, birthdays, weddings, saint days etc etc etc, anything more formal you can think of, 3 works.
MissCarbon on
Thank you! My boss is Spanish and I’m Scandinavian and I had no idea what to do. xD
No-Secret-9073 on
Czech Republic is definitely two kisses (one per cheek).
xXvido_ on
I feel like im colorblind looking at this map/legend
Boring-Turnover3297 on
i’m from a two kisses country but tbf i feel like the tradition’s very slowly disappearing. young people still do it with older generations but not so much with people their age. or at least that’s the perception i get.
Four_beastlings on
Huh? In Poland everybody kisses me once and I’m the weirdo who goes for the second. No one has kissed me thrice
Mountain-Road-5920 on
I envy those in countries that don’t kiss. My portuguese ass dreads social gatherings because of the kisses
_-Burninat0r-_ on
Outdated NL. Anyone under age 40 gives hugs, not the cheek kisses
gamhd on
Which cheek you kiss first also vary between régions that can often lead to awkard lips contact between strangers
TerribleIdea27 on
NL should be 0, 1 or 3; 0 for most people. Family 1 on the cheek. Family friends/new year’s 3 kisses (in my family, some people do different)
truewarhead on
More importantly, which side of the face is the first kiss going to happen. Going from Portugal to France can be pretty awkward…
LasagnaMacaroonSoup on
Hey, nordic countries so uhm… I spawned in Ukraine by accident and I think there was a big mistake so uhm.. how to join y’all?
dzsimbo on
So, uhm, I think the map is off too, but not because of the colors and whatnot. ‘Female’ family members is the problem. In Hungary, we have male relatives giving two air kisses and mushing cheeks as well.
I feel this is a dying phenomenon. We still do it when meeting lady friends, but guy friends don’t really do it anymore, unless it’s a special occasion AND they come from a smaller town/city.
420stonks69 on
The visualisation choices on this map are an absolute clinic on what not to do lol
Confident_Access6498 on
Northern italy after covid = zero. I remember getting kisses on the cheeks when i was a child from other female relatives (esp. Aunts) but nowadays i think it is totally defunct. I still meet people that have problems shaking hands. Covid was a game changer in Lombardy.
Frequent-Pound3693 on
A kiss is too intimate for me. I prefer a hug but then some people find full body contact too intimate.
shatikus on
The three kisses for eastern Europe is a super old school thing. I know it existed, I know it might be displayed on a veeery rare occasion, but that’s about it. Absolutely not a thing for younger people.
blikk on
Wow. This map sucks!
realultralord on
German here.
Even 1 is sus.
The bypasser’s nod is enough.
Firm handshake for close friends and family. “Moin” for everyone else.
kazzymirescu on
Cold sore map.
Projectionist76 on
We hug in Sweden; men AND women
diogocp27 on
Some context for Portugal. We don’t do full lips to cheek kissing. Usually it gets simplified to kissing the air while our cheeks touch each other.
Suzume_Chikahisa on
Who has time for 4 kisses?
VirtualMatter2 on
Hannover, Germany, no kisses!!!
harassercat on
Akshually… in Iceland it’s quite common to kiss female friends and family. Just one kiss on the cheek or past the cheek. Particularly as a goodbye but also as a greeting is okay. Combined with full or partial hugs. It’s also normal for men to hug each other (without kissing). But never when meeting a person for the first time, regardless of gender.
So I would put a 1 on Iceland rather than zero, it’s more accurate.
cherryguy on
Where’s wallonia (french part of belgium)?
Back in the days i did cycling and went for races in Wallonia, they all gave a kiss as first encounter. So cringe when i was like 16-18y old haha
GoldenFutureForUs on
Ireland’s is just blatantly wrong.
Fresh2018Meat on
Kiss on the mouth or on the cheeks?
NitzMitzTrix on
Nordics, Estonia and the UK be like “GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME”
40 commenti
Glad to be living in the great Nordic cootie-free zone
Northern Germany should be zero, like Scandinavia.
Ireland should be zero
Russia is 0 or my friends and family hate me
Latvia should be zero.
Slovenia here, since fucking when bro???
yeah being French moving to Belgium I hate it, even more living at the border. So many awkward double kiss ffs, even more that in Southern Belgium guys kiss in some certain social settings and I fucking hate it.
We just say “Ahoj”,”Čus” or “Čau”
Kissing is very rare, and usually only applied by Grandma kissing her grandchildren
I belong to the Nordic countries.
I don’t come from the Nordic countries.
In Serbia, 1 is basically as a form of casual ‘sup’, as you hug or dap up and 3is for more formal settings, such as congratulations, birthdays, weddings, saint days etc etc etc, anything more formal you can think of, 3 works.
Thank you! My boss is Spanish and I’m Scandinavian and I had no idea what to do. xD
Czech Republic is definitely two kisses (one per cheek).
I feel like im colorblind looking at this map/legend
i’m from a two kisses country but tbf i feel like the tradition’s very slowly disappearing. young people still do it with older generations but not so much with people their age. or at least that’s the perception i get.
Huh? In Poland everybody kisses me once and I’m the weirdo who goes for the second. No one has kissed me thrice
I envy those in countries that don’t kiss. My portuguese ass dreads social gatherings because of the kisses
Outdated NL. Anyone under age 40 gives hugs, not the cheek kisses
Which cheek you kiss first also vary between régions that can often lead to awkard lips contact between strangers
NL should be 0, 1 or 3; 0 for most people. Family 1 on the cheek. Family friends/new year’s 3 kisses (in my family, some people do different)
More importantly, which side of the face is the first kiss going to happen. Going from Portugal to France can be pretty awkward…
Hey, nordic countries so uhm… I spawned in Ukraine by accident and I think there was a big mistake so uhm.. how to join y’all?
So, uhm, I think the map is off too, but not because of the colors and whatnot. ‘Female’ family members is the problem. In Hungary, we have male relatives giving two air kisses and mushing cheeks as well.
I feel this is a dying phenomenon. We still do it when meeting lady friends, but guy friends don’t really do it anymore, unless it’s a special occasion AND they come from a smaller town/city.
The visualisation choices on this map are an absolute clinic on what not to do lol
Northern italy after covid = zero. I remember getting kisses on the cheeks when i was a child from other female relatives (esp. Aunts) but nowadays i think it is totally defunct. I still meet people that have problems shaking hands. Covid was a game changer in Lombardy.
A kiss is too intimate for me. I prefer a hug but then some people find full body contact too intimate.
The three kisses for eastern Europe is a super old school thing. I know it existed, I know it might be displayed on a veeery rare occasion, but that’s about it. Absolutely not a thing for younger people.
Wow. This map sucks!
German here.
Even 1 is sus.
The bypasser’s nod is enough.
Firm handshake for close friends and family. “Moin” for everyone else.
Cold sore map.
We hug in Sweden; men AND women
Some context for Portugal. We don’t do full lips to cheek kissing. Usually it gets simplified to kissing the air while our cheeks touch each other.
Who has time for 4 kisses?
Hannover, Germany, no kisses!!!
Akshually… in Iceland it’s quite common to kiss female friends and family. Just one kiss on the cheek or past the cheek. Particularly as a goodbye but also as a greeting is okay. Combined with full or partial hugs. It’s also normal for men to hug each other (without kissing). But never when meeting a person for the first time, regardless of gender.
So I would put a 1 on Iceland rather than zero, it’s more accurate.
Where’s wallonia (french part of belgium)?
Back in the days i did cycling and went for races in Wallonia, they all gave a kiss as first encounter. So cringe when i was like 16-18y old haha
Ireland’s is just blatantly wrong.
Kiss on the mouth or on the cheeks?
Nordics, Estonia and the UK be like “GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME”
Germany should be 0 only old people do it
[This tutorial works for Italy and France](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4V0aD2PF14)
You don’t actually kiss the cheek