Matt Damon sembra che avrebbe iniziato problemi con te in una strada del centro di Dublino

Jesus christ

SuperValu abú

Prostitution has been illegal in this country for 7 years now, and it’s a damn shame the law doesn’t extend to the marketing departments of Irish companies.

Matt Damon

He sold me fireworks out of a pram on Mary St

No, he’s harmless – cap’s peak is at a right angle to the ground.
If he had it tilted 45 degrees up, that’s when you should hold your phone tight

Off with his bag of cans

Storeeeeeeeeee bud?

(Steals *Cold Chon* baseball cap from shop front, randomly Snaps phone in half, drops into a bin, sees magazine, rolls it into a stick, momentarily hides behind *An Post* van, eyes dart left and right assessing possible threats, to be dealt with using some Wing-Chun/ *RTE Guide* combos, decides it’s safe enough to pop into a pub for a Guinness Breakfast.)