>It is believed the body part, which is badly decomposed, had been dropped by a bird into the school yard at around 10.30am.
Is this Murder She Wrote?
Fit_Satisfaction_287 on
Thank god it’s midterm and there were no kids around to see it, that would be pretty traumatic.
CubicDice on
>There is no indication of anything sinister at this stage.
>The hand could have been carried by seabirds from the coast and detectives will also check the missing person’s register.
I mean, sure, but let’s be honest, a severed hand found anywhere is pretty suspicious of something sinister happening, no?
CurrencyDesperate286 on
“It is believed the body part, which is badly decomposed, had been dropped by a bird into the school yard at around 10.30am.
There were no children in the school as it was closed for the midterm break.
The human limb, which is that of an adult, was not discovered until around until around 12.30pm and the gardaí were alerted.
Detectives checked CCTV in the area and the scene was technically examined before the hand was removed for a forensic examination.”
So ai assume the CCTV shows the bird dropping it, which is why they know the time and the fact it was a bird? CCTV proving useful.
Cuchullain99 on
A bird in the hand is w… no wait, a hand in the bird… ah forget it.
Important_Farmer924 on
Anyone lose a hand?
whooo_me on
A hand in the bird, is worth two in the bush?
micar11 on
Stump bump!!
JONFER--- on
A spokesperson for the gardai says that they need a hand with their investigation.
I would think they have enough hands already in this.
I’ll get my coat!
IrishFlukey on
Those seagulls are getting vicious. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. I wonder was there the remains of a bag of chips dropped anywhere nearby?
Otherwise_Fined on

onlytalksboutblandon on
Is it the right hand or the left hand?
locksymania on
“There is nothing sinister…”
I’ll fucking stop you there, lads.
Ferrindel on
Return of the Hoffmanator from Saw?
FluffyDiscipline on
Got to hand it to the Garda, this is the strangest story I have read all day….
So now we just need the rest of the body alive or dead
DorkusMalorkus89 on
Without knowing the context of what’s happened and who the hand belongs to, the slew of jokes people are making seem quite crass and tasteless. Grow up folks, empathy doesn’t cost anything.
dickbuttscompanion on
Sounds exactly like a cold open of Bones. Send in Brennan and Booth!
AltruisticKey6348 on
A crime is afoot. Let’s give the gardai a hand.
kieranfitz on
Pity its midterm. Would have been a handy day off.
sludgepaddle on
Smell my finger
Nameless_American on
DUNN DUNN
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two distinct groups: the Gardaí, who investigate crime; and the DPP, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
peachycoldslaw on
“There is no indication of anything sinister at this stage”
Emmmm why would a decomposed hand be available for the take?
dubguy37 on
Cundalini wants his hand back .
Jamesbere01 on
The bird obviously taking a more hands on approach to getting a meal
Old-Ad5508 on
Absolutely stumped as to where the hand came from.
Didn’t appear to have been handled with care
KiwiDiafram on
An African or European Swallow?
Old-Ad5508 on

Claque-2 on
That will teach the children to raise their hands in the classroom.
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That’s handy
Typical you lend a hand and they go and lose it

>It is believed the body part, which is badly decomposed, had been dropped by a bird into the school yard at around 10.30am.
Is this Murder She Wrote?
Thank god it’s midterm and there were no kids around to see it, that would be pretty traumatic.
>There is no indication of anything sinister at this stage.
>The hand could have been carried by seabirds from the coast and detectives will also check the missing person’s register.
I mean, sure, but let’s be honest, a severed hand found anywhere is pretty suspicious of something sinister happening, no?
“It is believed the body part, which is badly decomposed, had been dropped by a bird into the school yard at around 10.30am.
There were no children in the school as it was closed for the midterm break.
The human limb, which is that of an adult, was not discovered until around until around 12.30pm and the gardaí were alerted.
Detectives checked CCTV in the area and the scene was technically examined before the hand was removed for a forensic examination.”
So ai assume the CCTV shows the bird dropping it, which is why they know the time and the fact it was a bird? CCTV proving useful.
A bird in the hand is w… no wait, a hand in the bird… ah forget it.
Anyone lose a hand?
A hand in the bird, is worth two in the bush?
Stump bump!!
A spokesperson for the gardai says that they need a hand with their investigation.
I would think they have enough hands already in this.
I’ll get my coat!
Those seagulls are getting vicious. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. I wonder was there the remains of a bag of chips dropped anywhere nearby?

Is it the right hand or the left hand?
“There is nothing sinister…”
I’ll fucking stop you there, lads.
Return of the Hoffmanator from Saw?
Got to hand it to the Garda, this is the strangest story I have read all day….
So now we just need the rest of the body alive or dead
Without knowing the context of what’s happened and who the hand belongs to, the slew of jokes people are making seem quite crass and tasteless. Grow up folks, empathy doesn’t cost anything.
Sounds exactly like a cold open of Bones. Send in Brennan and Booth!
A crime is afoot. Let’s give the gardai a hand.
Pity its midterm. Would have been a handy day off.
Smell my finger
DUNN DUNN
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two distinct groups: the Gardaí, who investigate crime; and the DPP, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
“There is no indication of anything sinister at this stage”
Emmmm why would a decomposed hand be available for the take?
Cundalini wants his hand back .
The bird obviously taking a more hands on approach to getting a meal
Absolutely stumped as to where the hand came from.
Didn’t appear to have been handled with care
An African or European Swallow?

That will teach the children to raise their hands in the classroom.
Has anyone called Mark Henry?