Inizierò a studiare immediatamente il danese. Mi piace già aringhe sottaceto e pane di segale. Sono perfettamente disposto a pagare le tasse in cambio di istruzione e assistenza sanitaria di alta qualità. Ho un’enorme collezione LEGO. Vado in bici. Cos’altro devo fare o imparare ad essere pronto?
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di 2x2darkgreytile
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Do you like pork rinds?
Are you an alcoholic?
Not that you have to be, but it sort of helps.
You need to learn to pronounce “rød grød med fløde”. It is the first step of any naturalization.
Get used to darkness.
You’ll be part of a Kingdom soon. So you should know about the Royal Family, their many merits, and how fortunate you are to be their subject.
Learn to respect other peoples and nations.
A dark sense of humor helps also 😏
We welcome California to the Kingdom of Denmark
Fascist America will surely need resistance fighters.
Remember to take the flag down at sunset!
I’m sensing a lack of sarcasm in your post. Better get that fixed before we’d even consider you as a dane. Can you tell if this is sarcasm?
Stop talking to people in public 👍
No offense, but we would not call that a real house. That’s a vacation home build of wood
Gud bevare Danmark 👌
I don’t know. We have very corrupt politicians. One of them spent tax money on some expensive underwear for a fully clothed photoshoot. Are you prepared to stand up against this kind of corruption?
We don’t need Americans raising our flag and pretending they want to be danish. We need y’all to fix your country
Dannebrog flying proud. Stay strong California!
You need to be drenched in rain 26 days of the month and you will like it, dammit!
You need a [klaphat](https://roligan.dk/shop/klaphat-danmark-1645p.html) as well.. modern day Viking helmet with Scandinavian technology, you pull the string and it claps, very good technology..
Welcome to Cæliførniå!
😂😂😂🇩🇰
Ready for grown up taxes? Jante lov? No guns? People replying with their whole life story when you ask them “how are you doing?”?
The glottal stop will stop your enthusiasm.
Bitch about the horrible weather. Oh wait…
Solvang will be the new state capital.
Cmon. This is great. I like the humor and the angle. There’s a horrible underlying truth in it. But there’s nothing that can’t be lifted with a little sarcasm and there are no holy cows. That’s as Danish as it gets!
Happy birthday