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    Seguendo, Danimarca, gli Stati Uniti ora chiedono ufficialmente la Germania


    Seguendo, Danimarca, gli Stati Uniti ora chiedono ufficialmente la Germania

    https://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/usa-bitten-deutschland-um-eier-wegen-steigender-preise-a-343cbf92-a5a3-4a46-847f-463ef81846b6?sara_ref=re-so-app-sh

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    3. Outrageous-Cold6008 on

      This reminds me of something I saw on /ShitAmericansSay and the press secretary thought she was so funny by saying, the French should be happy they aren’t speaking German. So please, Germany, tell them in your very long words to go fuck themselves. Please.

    4. Gadshill on

      Dave Chappells’s ‘Y’all Got Any More Of That’ meme is now stuck in my head.

    5. GrumpyPistachio on

      Did they ask for fresh eggs? if not, I guess rotten would be ok.

    7. drapeau_rouge on

      Are they going to ask all the European countries they obviously despise so much one by one ? XD

    8. PraterViolet on

      I’ll say it again, you can’t make an omelette without invading Greenland

    9. Valyx_3 on

      After messing with elections they have nothing to do with, tell them to bugger right off.

    13. Merion on

      Wouldn’t it be a better idea to talk with Indonesia, Pakistan or Brazil? Germany imports 30% of the eggs it uses. And I seem to remember that we are having a bit of a problem with the bird flue as well…

    14. Nnelg1990 on

      At this point I want a reverse death knocking on doors meme, where instead of blood flowing from under the door, it’s a laughing pointing finger and death is just sad.

    15. Jealous-Hedgehog-734 on

      Write, on an empty egg box:

      “We’ll help you the same way you are helping Ukraine.”

      Send it back to them as the official response.

    16. DeV4der on

      as a german national citizen, we humbly decline your offer. However we heard that russia and north korea have some eggs you can gobble up, ask your friends 🙂

    17. chalana81 on

      Also, wouldn’t eggs count as import  making the trade deficit worse?

    18. espaguetisbrazos on

      The US will get eggs from Russia. Mark my words lol

    21. FantasyFrikadel on

      I would love to see or hear the official request?

      Is there a hotline?

    22. butwhywedothis on

      As per the wise words of former president of Soviet America Mr. Reagan:

      Just say NO.

    23. ManonegraCG on

      I swear, this has to be some sort of candid camera thing. Like a prank or something, “hey, you know the guys we’re pissing off every day? Let’s ask them for eggs to see what they’ll do!”. Btw, how come they haven’t asked Canada or Mexico yet?

    25. Super_Remote9174 on

      Eat less chicken wings –> have more eggs.

      Solved.

    28. madrarua87 on

      We wait for fax with the official and right papers from the US government to arrive any day now.

      We gonna read with our best stuff.. Then we lay it to the “to do later” papers..

      And after 3 to 6 month we fax our answer..

      It will be a letter that they didn’t fill out the form correctly and not in time.

    30. rolyoh on

      Don’t do it. Make America suffer for its stupidity, electing the MAGA fool. And I say this as an American.

    31. PanTheOpticon on

      They didn’t even thank us and expect eggs from us? Not with this attitude!

    33. MinorIrritant on

      The only proper answer in German is “They can eat our eggs.”

    34. pixel-by on

      1991: The collapse of the USSR into independent Republics. 

      1992: The United States provides humanitarian aid to Russia. 

      2025: Europe provides humanitarian aid to the United States. 

      2026: The collapse of the United States of America into independent Republics.

    35. fusionskies on

      Americans won’t be used to the quality of European produce, particularly eggs. Do any European countries wash their eggs in chemicals? I doubt it.
      I know in the UK we can eat them raw, and are some of the safest eggs to consume. (Here we have the ‘Lion mark’ followed by a numbering system of how the birds were kept). alongside other European eggs, and of course Japanese eggs.

    36. Papierlineal on

      So the egg-less idiots are now also begging Germany, hmm?

    38. benndy_85 on

      Can I refuse you an egg in this trying time?

      America can go fuck itself. Eat some more of that shitty processed corn syrup if you’re hungry.

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