Can’t be this much of a fucking moron can he ? He had to cancel his trip there for a reason. Greenlanders don’t want anything to do with America
Lizzy_Of_Galtar on
He can’t even lie convincingly 😂
Specific_Frame8537 on
Yeah they want to join so bad they didn’t even bother inviting you into their houses..
VibrantGypsyDildo on
So Russia made the bloodiest war in Europe after 1945 but the first country USA confronted with a military action was ~~Denmark~~ oh shit it was Canada.
Practical-Area49 on
They are giving MAGA their lines, Leon will be spreading this soon
Additional-Can9184 on
Saw this story in Ukraine bro. Was not catchy. Also i hope you have permanently wet socks.
Fearless-Leg2568 on
Jimbo’s dad didn t want him, nor do Greenlanders
Timely_Fly_5639 on
Are those Greenlanders in the room with us now, J.D.?
rwinh on
Ah the Putin approach – make a wild claim about another country you want to annex by stating it wants to join when they have made it clear they don’t, and then take this as a legitimate cause for an invasion when they don’t do so willingly.
It’s straight out of the Putin Playbook.
LucyyJ26 on
Trying very hard not to say things that would get me put on a watchlist.
eatyourzbeans on
Hahaha that’s why the international pinata can’t be allowed to be seen in public even in his own country ..
ClubSundown on
Vance was born in the wrong decade. In the 1990s Sadam would have loved him an information minister.
totallyclips on
You gotta fucking hate this version of America, I hope trump smashes the economy that’ll teach the bastards
Sylveon_Mage on
Delulu levels off the charts with this one
WorldSuspicious9171 on
If Greenland ever goes independent, please make sure you got a defensive alliance membership already. (e.g. NATO/EU)
Because Russia/usa is prob waiting…
Ok-Chapter-2071 on
It was better when Ameritards didn’t know the first thing about Europe and left us alone.
jelhmb48 on
**So if they don’t want to join the US, military force is needed?**
They are trying to pull Russian level propaganda on a global scale. Let’s see how that goes for them
charge-pump on
Clearly, american leaders are acquiring a lot of Russian traits. From fake news to authoritarianism and to imperialistic stances. I hope that if they keep this, they end in the same shit that Russia is.
purpleshadowe on
Omg. No the fuck they don’t. The US is an embarrassment.
Due_Break_7079 on
He is like the funny uncle everyone avoids… no greenlander wanted to meet them.
Stop taking drugs!
Jukumalle on
He just needed to land in US miitary base ON GREENLAND to create fake news. this random peson would have to stay home and draw the fake witout wasting US taxpayer money.
jarena009 on
We’ve essentially now reached the late stage game of Civilization 5, whereby there’s only 2-3 massively powerful Civs left, and there’s a scramble among them to invade and occupy their weaker/smaller neighbors for control of resources, before the other Civ gets to them and/or because the other Civ is enlarging themselves through invasion/occupation…and just before the outbreak of global nuclear war.
I hate this timeline we’re living in (American here).
Also what a fucking ugly jacket. Looks like from a second hand shop or those cheap crap from Aliexpress. Dude is a vicepresident of the most powerfull country in the world but cannot even afford a proper, good looking winter jacket. This guy dared to scold other one for not wearing suit in his presence xD
v3ritas1989 on
Just like California wants to join the EU. So nice.
sfortop on
Damn, where is the world going?
First, the sick ones from woke culture, now Trump with that.
Can they annihilate each other?
kmoonster on
He is delusional. *Maybe* 6% of Greenlanders and about 0% of Danes are even open to the idea.
BadOdd1861 on
While the choice is for Greenland to make all of this might even result in a pressing desire to join the EU as an independent nation or as a part of Denmark sooner that them bending the knee to Vance’s and America’s perverse rhetoric and pressure. This whole thing is a massive shitshow that shows nothing but the depth of how far America has fallen. This is genuine third world dictatorship tier behavior.
Nagash24 on
He’s just 1) trying to appear strong 2) lying to the american public
I don’t think it’s gonna go how he wants.
Kukuth on
Sounds Like something Putin would say about eastern Ukraine
Parnoid_Ovoid on
So they can later say they ate not invading, but they were “invited”.
It’s sad that the USA is now copying the Putin playbook.
Zefixius on
Vance can stay in Greenland with his imaginary friends
OnehappyOwl44 on
Do these idiots believe their own BS?
Sedlacep on
Was he high when he said it? And what about his wife after the ‘warm welcome’ she had received? And ‘force’. That is the new way of spreading democracy, now??!!
No_Temperature7808 on
Saying exactly the things Russia was saying before the invasion of Ukraine.
mariuszmie on
Hahaha
Uncle_Lion on
No? They already said “no”!
Are you deaf? Ignorant? Or just stupid?
OR all 3?
maddiejake on
Residents of Greenland have the right to healthcare that is free, including prescription medicine. Why in the hell would they want to be part of a country with the worst healthcare on the planet, where you get sick, lose all your savings, and have to file for bankruptcy?
Thin_Meaning_4941 on
Yes you can tell from the warm welcome they extended the Vances.
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Can’t be this much of a fucking moron can he ? He had to cancel his trip there for a reason. Greenlanders don’t want anything to do with America
He can’t even lie convincingly 😂
Yeah they want to join so bad they didn’t even bother inviting you into their houses..
So Russia made the bloodiest war in Europe after 1945 but the first country USA confronted with a military action was ~~Denmark~~ oh shit it was Canada.
They are giving MAGA their lines, Leon will be spreading this soon
Saw this story in Ukraine bro. Was not catchy. Also i hope you have permanently wet socks.
Jimbo’s dad didn t want him, nor do Greenlanders
Are those Greenlanders in the room with us now, J.D.?
Ah the Putin approach – make a wild claim about another country you want to annex by stating it wants to join when they have made it clear they don’t, and then take this as a legitimate cause for an invasion when they don’t do so willingly.
It’s straight out of the Putin Playbook.
Trying very hard not to say things that would get me put on a watchlist.
Hahaha that’s why the international pinata can’t be allowed to be seen in public even in his own country ..
Vance was born in the wrong decade. In the 1990s Sadam would have loved him an information minister.
You gotta fucking hate this version of America, I hope trump smashes the economy that’ll teach the bastards
Delulu levels off the charts with this one
If Greenland ever goes independent, please make sure you got a defensive alliance membership already. (e.g. NATO/EU)
Because Russia/usa is prob waiting…
It was better when Ameritards didn’t know the first thing about Europe and left us alone.
**So if they don’t want to join the US, military force is needed?**
what an embarrassment of a human being…
>*^Pictured: ^All ^the ^local ^supporters ^who ^are ^willing ^to ^stand ^behind ^JD ^Vance ^in ^support ^of ^Greenland ^joining ^the ^U.S.*
They are trying to pull Russian level propaganda on a global scale. Let’s see how that goes for them
Clearly, american leaders are acquiring a lot of Russian traits. From fake news to authoritarianism and to imperialistic stances. I hope that if they keep this, they end in the same shit that Russia is.
Omg. No the fuck they don’t. The US is an embarrassment.
He is like the funny uncle everyone avoids… no greenlander wanted to meet them.
Stop taking drugs!
He just needed to land in US miitary base ON GREENLAND to create fake news. this random peson would have to stay home and draw the fake witout wasting US taxpayer money.
We’ve essentially now reached the late stage game of Civilization 5, whereby there’s only 2-3 massively powerful Civs left, and there’s a scramble among them to invade and occupy their weaker/smaller neighbors for control of resources, before the other Civ gets to them and/or because the other Civ is enlarging themselves through invasion/occupation…and just before the outbreak of global nuclear war.
I hate this timeline we’re living in (American here).
He must be dipping into Elmo’s ketamine
[New opinion poll shows 85% of greenlanders do not want to join the US.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jan/28/85-of-greenlanders-do-not-want-to-join-us-says-new-poll) 6% do. 9% undecided.
Dude lives in a paralell universe.
Also what a fucking ugly jacket. Looks like from a second hand shop or those cheap crap from Aliexpress. Dude is a vicepresident of the most powerfull country in the world but cannot even afford a proper, good looking winter jacket. This guy dared to scold other one for not wearing suit in his presence xD
Just like California wants to join the EU. So nice.
Damn, where is the world going?
First, the sick ones from woke culture, now Trump with that.
Can they annihilate each other?
He is delusional. *Maybe* 6% of Greenlanders and about 0% of Danes are even open to the idea.
While the choice is for Greenland to make all of this might even result in a pressing desire to join the EU as an independent nation or as a part of Denmark sooner that them bending the knee to Vance’s and America’s perverse rhetoric and pressure. This whole thing is a massive shitshow that shows nothing but the depth of how far America has fallen. This is genuine third world dictatorship tier behavior.
He’s just 1) trying to appear strong 2) lying to the american public
I don’t think it’s gonna go how he wants.
Sounds Like something Putin would say about eastern Ukraine
So they can later say they ate not invading, but they were “invited”.
It’s sad that the USA is now copying the Putin playbook.
Vance can stay in Greenland with his imaginary friends
Do these idiots believe their own BS?
Was he high when he said it? And what about his wife after the ‘warm welcome’ she had received? And ‘force’. That is the new way of spreading democracy, now??!!
Saying exactly the things Russia was saying before the invasion of Ukraine.
Hahaha
No? They already said “no”!
Are you deaf? Ignorant? Or just stupid?
OR all 3?
Residents of Greenland have the right to healthcare that is free, including prescription medicine. Why in the hell would they want to be part of a country with the worst healthcare on the planet, where you get sick, lose all your savings, and have to file for bankruptcy?
Yes you can tell from the warm welcome they extended the Vances.