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    1. Thank you for Andy Warhol. Thank you for the Big Mac and the iPhone. Thank you, too, for Francis Ford Coppola, for Stanley Kubrick and Quentin Tarantino. Thank you for Angela Davis, Joan Mitchell and Susan Sontag. Thank you for F. Scott Fitzgerald, for Aretha Franklin, Edward Hopper and also for Levi’s 501s. And now: Goodbye.

      Yes, it was a grand American epoch, one that afforded us here in Europe with a hundred years of security, pleasure and stimulation. But every good thing must come to an end. Now, we can finally abandon our meek submission. We no longer have to skittishly acquiesce to each new crazed impulse from the prepotent, red-tied occupants of the White House. We must no longer listen, wide-eyed with horror, as the American vice president terminates our friendship. We don’t have to immediately contract the flu when someone in America coughs. In 1925, one-hundred years ago, the Americans gave us The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Manhattan Transfer by John Dos Passos, Hemingway’s first short stories, Josephine Baker’s first dance. America gave the world the first motel and the magazine The New Yorker. And it went on like that for ten decades.

      The spirit of the age found a home in America, and the west wind reliably blew all the benefits and aberrations of capitalism across the Atlantic, every new music style, every new art genre, every new student movement, every new take on the world. But now that lunacy has installed itself in Washington for the next four years, the time has finally come for Europe to once again try its hand at hosting the spirit of the age. After all, that arrangement worked out rather well for the 2000 years before Hemingway and the Big Mac.

      A brief reminder: When the Europeans conquered the American continent in the early 16th century, at a time when coyotes and grizzlies were still bidding each other good night where New York and Los Angeles would later appear – Raphael, Michelangelo and Leonardo were feverishly drawing, painting and building the Medici’s Florence, the spiritual center of the world. And this High Renaissance was itself just a “rebirth” of the venerated advanced civilizations of Greek and Roman antiquity a couple thousand years earlier.

      We have, in other words, a slightly larger slice of the cultural history pie than the North Americans. And yes, it is, in fact, astounding just how fast they were able to catch up in the 19th century and cruise on past in the 20th century – technically, militarily and culturally. But now the time has come to stop obsessing about the humiliations from the New World and reflect on our own roots and strengths here in the Old World.

      Never forget: Coffee existed even before Starbucks. And the computer was invented by Konrad Zuse, not Steve Jobs. The best books by Fitzgerald, Hemingway and Susan Sontag are set in Europe, Andy Warhol’s mother comes from the Carpathians, Bill Gates collects French impressionists, and the director of the Metropolitan Museum of Art is from Vienna.

      Since World War II, the European – and particularly the German – perception of the U.S. has always been a bit schizophrenic. As deeply objectionable as the McCarthy era, the Vietnam War and the Iraq invasion were, everything cultural and pop-cultural produced by America’s liberal universities, publishing houses, film and record studios was eagerly and reverently snapped by Europeans over the course of several decades. The products from America were usually a bit more original, more fun, more sophisticated – and simply better.

      Now, though, with the administration of Donald Trump, it’s not just American politics that is appalling, more appalling than ever before. Consumerism has also lost its shine, as it, too, seems infected by the Trumpian specter of illiberalism. It is spreading like an infectious disease. Those who use Instagram know that Mark Zuckerberg has kowtowed to Trump, those who order something from Amazon know that Jeff Bezos invited the president to his wedding – and every Tesla driver wants to punch the steering wheel every morning because their erstwhile mobile testament to coolness and climate awareness has suddenly become an enabler for Elon Musk’s chainsaw-wielding fever dream. It seems as if everything American has suddenly lost its innocence. Only the brave, recalcitrant journalists from the New York Times, the New Yorker and the Atlantic have not yet fallen under the broad veil of suspicion.

    2. SuperRat10 on

      Spot on. Strike “The New York Times” from the last sentence and you’ve nailed.

    3. sotiredaboutus on

      I have been longing for this ❣️

      America is the worst possible role model.
      100% corruption and greed.

    4. Diligent_Peach7574 on

      “So this is how the great american century ends, it’s not with a bang or with a whimper, it’s like some kind of tacky roadshow for the World Wrestling Federation.” MP Charlie Angus, March 5th, 2025.

      [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahUMBGaoVLs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahUMBGaoVLs)

    5. Soggy-Spray-3957 on

      You’re welcome. Bitte. De nada. Prego. I don’t know the French.

      This is not the end. Hope remains while we draw breath. We will persevere. You will bear witness.

      I am turning 49 this year. I have seen the country lurch forward and now back. Women were given seats of power. Men who loved men were given the right to marry. Women’s health was given, and partially taken. The judiciary, the press, and law came under attack. Some of us elected a petulant orange man-child. Some of us elected a black man. Some of us endorsed genocide. Some of us endorsed peace. Some believed in science, and others chose ignorance. I saw the fall of the USSR, a future without fear of nuclear war, and mourned it’s loss 3 years ago. I’ve seen millions lifted from poverty, and millions starve.

      None of this was expected. The good nor the bad.

      The path is crooked and overgrown, we are unsteady as we tread it, but still we walk it.

      Hope remains as long as there are those to live it.

      So I will thank you for being part of the world, and the shared, imperfect human experience.

    6. sant2060 on

      At least we dont have to fight and die in America Pacific war 🙂

    7. jibba_jabba on

      Omg the melodrama from the neolibs, acting like they’re the only political option in Europe. When will they just be voted out and put in their place for the love of God.

    8. banjokazooierulez on

      Good luck, Europe. Please don’t involve the USA in your coming wars. Enjoy the Muslims you are importing to your countries!

    9. Wonderful_Worth1830 on

      Meh we had a good run, didn’t we? What goes up must come down. This landing is particularly rough. Looking forward to the rise of Europe again. 

    10. manzanapocha on

      We were here before their conception, and we will be here long after their downfall.

    11. Nice post, but it’s the money that moves the world. There is nothing comparable to Hollywood in the world and so the cultural hegemony of the USA will still be in force.

      When an empire falls, it takes much more than 4 years.

    12. Onlythebest1984 on

      Here’s hoping we can fix this, the majority of us are against what’s going on, and the gullable rual voters were lied to. Please keep an eye on the capital tomorrow, we have been planning our largest protest so far.

    13. anxcaptain on

      And yet somehow, you fucker stuck it out with Belarus and Hungary. Really tired of the divisive Russian propaganda flowing around here.

    14. alexidhd21 on

      The entire world was shaped by Europe and its ideals. There’s no piece of land on earth without a bit of influence from Roman law or European values wether it is in art, culture or government.

      Europe was always the lighthouse that people looked up to in times of storm and it’s about time it get’s its status back!

    15. Greedy-Bath7702 on

      Oof! Spikey German reportage.

      It is ironic that the American culture falls to the most crass of its citizens.

      All hail the king of America!.

      Idiot.

    16. We get to go back to movies about words… not snickering action heroes

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