Sono americano in visita in Irlanda e non ho idea di come dovrei pisciare in questo trogolo. Mi trovo indietro e piscio a lunga distanza o mi fermo e mi piscio sulle scarpe ??!
The American education system really is as bad as they say.
Important_Farmer924 on
Stand as far back as you can, it’s a bit of a non spoken tradition we call Piss Olympics. Distance and artistry win points.
tinkle_tink on
a bit closer i’d say
IrishCrypto on
Honestly it’s pretty obvious. You don’t piss on the floor or other people. You piss in the urinal. The white thing.
And no you don’t piss long distance just like always.
SubparSavant on
Depends how gifted you are
Declan1996Moloney on
You put your Shoes Perpendicular to where the Tiles Raise
celtic1888 on
Right underneath the handy coat hook
qwerty_1965 on
These modern minimalist designs are a hazard.
Nothing new in that, Clive James had a similar dilemma with a toilet in the early 80s.
mikeontablet on
Not next to me. There are rules. Anywhere else is fine.
NoFish4176 on
Out that top window champ.
AwkwardTouch2144 on
As close to the next guy as you can
MemoryNo7520 on
Just do your best, son
No_Bodybuilder_3073 on
Think of the vertical tiles as the oche and try to aim accurately
CheckItchy4305 on
Don’t step on the step.
Distance is your friend.
iknowtheop on
Just stay there for a while and watch other people. Eventually you’ll know where to stand or get punched in the face.
DexterousChunk on
What ever you do not in the middle, unless you’re a psychopath
PH0NER on
I’d probably stand on the step if nobody was there. If someone was there when I walked in, I’d copy however they stood. Almost every toilet is a trough style one here or a urinal without dividers. Just be confident and don’t give an F who sees your dick lmfao
My_5th-one on
You would usually stand on the step unless you’re wearing light coloured trousers, then it’s acceptable to stand further back and risk getting the floor to avoid splash back.
Also i think the rules state if it is busy, you are under 5ft tall and the person next to you is over 6ft tall or vice versa, you can choose to either stand on or off the step to remove your face from being at Mickey height.
DonaldsMushroom on
First of all, is this for number 1 or number 2?
For number two, one foot on the floor and one on the step.
Fr_Chewy-Lewwy on
In the middle pants down around the ankles
assflange on
Shimmy up and down the length of the urinal as you piss. It’s traditional.
Bosco_is_a_prick on
Stand around and watch people to learn the technique.
Fartzlot on
On the step before the black part
For_TheGreaterGood on
oh, this isnt a urinal, its a new ‘water trough’ for thirsty people to get some hydration.
SoftDrinkReddit on
you put both feet against that slightly raised tileline while standing on the main floor and then you get to work
System_Web on

Scared-Mine1506 on
I’d say from about there. There should be complementary lemon mints provided too, feel free to take them with you.
jonathannzirl on
Facing the camera
moemegaiota on
5 ft back and arch up.
Atleye on
Lawn sprinkler
Bright_Second_9871 on
If you walk in and no one’s there then it’s Ur choice but if multiple people are there, as much as you can you go far as you can from them and if you can’t you must always look ahead, never deviate,(read this in James earl Jones accent)
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The American education system really is as bad as they say.
Stand as far back as you can, it’s a bit of a non spoken tradition we call Piss Olympics. Distance and artistry win points.
a bit closer i’d say
Honestly it’s pretty obvious. You don’t piss on the floor or other people. You piss in the urinal. The white thing.
And no you don’t piss long distance just like always.
Depends how gifted you are
You put your Shoes Perpendicular to where the Tiles Raise
Right underneath the handy coat hook
These modern minimalist designs are a hazard.
Nothing new in that, Clive James had a similar dilemma with a toilet in the early 80s.
Not next to me. There are rules. Anywhere else is fine.
Out that top window champ.
As close to the next guy as you can
Just do your best, son
Think of the vertical tiles as the oche and try to aim accurately
Don’t step on the step.
Distance is your friend.
Just stay there for a while and watch other people. Eventually you’ll know where to stand or get punched in the face.
What ever you do not in the middle, unless you’re a psychopath
I’d probably stand on the step if nobody was there. If someone was there when I walked in, I’d copy however they stood. Almost every toilet is a trough style one here or a urinal without dividers. Just be confident and don’t give an F who sees your dick lmfao
You would usually stand on the step unless you’re wearing light coloured trousers, then it’s acceptable to stand further back and risk getting the floor to avoid splash back.
Also i think the rules state if it is busy, you are under 5ft tall and the person next to you is over 6ft tall or vice versa, you can choose to either stand on or off the step to remove your face from being at Mickey height.
First of all, is this for number 1 or number 2?
For number two, one foot on the floor and one on the step.
In the middle pants down around the ankles
Shimmy up and down the length of the urinal as you piss. It’s traditional.
Stand around and watch people to learn the technique.
On the step before the black part
oh, this isnt a urinal, its a new ‘water trough’ for thirsty people to get some hydration.
you put both feet against that slightly raised tileline while standing on the main floor and then you get to work

I’d say from about there. There should be complementary lemon mints provided too, feel free to take them with you.
Facing the camera
5 ft back and arch up.
Lawn sprinkler
If you walk in and no one’s there then it’s Ur choice but if multiple people are there, as much as you can you go far as you can from them and if you can’t you must always look ahead, never deviate,(read this in James earl Jones accent)
Go wherever, just wash your fucking hands.