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    1. MeinhofBaader on

      The American education system really is as bad as they say.

    2. Important_Farmer924 on

      Stand as far back as you can, it’s a bit of a non spoken tradition we call Piss Olympics. Distance and artistry win points.

    3. IrishCrypto on

      Honestly it’s pretty obvious. You don’t piss on the floor or other people. You piss in the urinal. The white thing.

      And no you don’t piss long distance just like always.

    4. Declan1996Moloney on

      You put your Shoes Perpendicular to where the Tiles Raise

    5. qwerty_1965 on

      These modern minimalist designs are a hazard.

      Nothing new in that, Clive James had a similar dilemma with a toilet in the early 80s.

    6. mikeontablet on

      Not next to me. There are rules. Anywhere else is fine.

    7. No_Bodybuilder_3073 on

      Think of the vertical tiles as the oche and try to aim accurately

    8. iknowtheop on

      Just stay there for a while and watch other people. Eventually you’ll know where to stand or get punched in the face.

    9. DexterousChunk on

      What ever you do not in the middle, unless you’re a psychopath 

    10. I’d probably stand on the step if nobody was there. If someone was there when I walked in, I’d copy however they stood. Almost every toilet is a trough style one here or a urinal without dividers. Just be confident and don’t give an F who sees your dick lmfao

    11. My_5th-one on

      You would usually stand on the step unless you’re wearing light coloured trousers, then it’s acceptable to stand further back and risk getting the floor to avoid splash back.

      Also i think the rules state if it is busy, you are under 5ft tall and the person next to you is over 6ft tall or vice versa, you can choose to either stand on or off the step to remove your face from being at Mickey height.

    12. DonaldsMushroom on

      First of all, is this for number 1 or number 2?

      For number two, one foot on the floor and one on the step.

    13. assflange on

      Shimmy up and down the length of the urinal as you piss. It’s traditional.

    14. Bosco_is_a_prick on

      Stand around and watch people to learn the technique.

    15. For_TheGreaterGood on

      oh, this isnt a urinal, its a new ‘water trough’ for thirsty people to get some hydration.

    16. SoftDrinkReddit on

      you put both feet against that slightly raised tileline while standing on the main floor and then you get to work

    17. Scared-Mine1506 on

      I’d say from about there. There should be complementary lemon mints provided too, feel free to take them with you.

    18. Bright_Second_9871 on

      If you walk in and no one’s there then it’s Ur choice but if multiple people are there, as much as you can you go far as you can from them and if you can’t you must always look ahead, never deviate,(read this in James earl Jones accent)

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