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    1. DarthSet on

      It’s time for Ukraine to come to the negotiating table and accept being attacked,” said Trump, who accused Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky of acting as a barrier to peace by objecting to drone and missile strikes. “It’s a shame Zelensky has been so stubborn about it. It’s a fantastic deal for both sides. Any scenarios that do not allow for the Ukrainian death toll to rise is a nonstarter.” 

      God damn the onion is getting too credible.

    2. Loud-Process7413 on

      It shows how bad Trump actually is when I’m halfway through this article before I realise it was a piss take. Touche🙏

    3. The worst is it would make total sense with the orange guy. He spouts similar diarrhea since he took office. 😅

    4. CathodeRaySamurai on

      I just ate the onion.

      Damnit, this timeline sucks.

    5. mechalenchon on

      That’s barely parody. Hegseth will wonder if the Onion is on the group chat.

    6. FuriousGirafFabber on

      Can’t tell the difference anymore. Trump has made the onion obsolete.

    7. maumiaumaumiau on

      When the Onion sounds like news… this world is fucked.

    8. systonia_ on

      Wow… I almost fell for it.
      Tells a lot about the current state of us politics

    9. missionarymechanic on

      This is why it’s so hard to satirize fascism…

    10. Lethalclaw115_2 on

      Almost bit the onion. Next time I will keep my eyes peeled

    11. WasteWing5137 on

      I think Trump stuttered.

      Meant Russia must be allowed to keep getting denazified by the civilized world as part of any ceasefire deal.

    12. omysweede on

      Just because it is satire doesn’t mean that it won’t come true in 3… 2… 1

    13. What purpose does satire serve nowadays? I feel like the time when satire news were some kind of funny exaggeration of reality that made you chuckle is just over. Nowadays, satiric headlines fall within the range that is possible in reality and maybe just make you feel relief for a second, while at the same time inadvertently taking part in the torrent of endless news and misinformation by hitting too close to home.

    14. Extra-Satisfaction72 on

      I read the article and genuinely couldn’t spot anything abnormal. It wasn’t until the comments that I realised it was the onion

    15. These days its hard to tell if it’s from the onion or not. Thankgod this is

    16. mr_sakitumi on

      Hey man, people of his administration! This guy is very very sick. Like medical and clinically sick with Alzheimer’s. When is the 25th being invoked?

      Oh, you wait for gim to push the fuckin’ button?

    17. mr_sakitumi on

      It’s the freaking onion…but it sounded real whenever it’s Trump.

    18. Lennyleonard_ on

      Shows how messed up Trump is that I actually thought he said that, ye got me good onion

    19. Disastrous-Fall9020 on

      All I’m saying, based in history, is that the CIA took JFK out for far less lenient stances against enemies…

    20. Let me get this right, as part time of a ceasefire deal the Russians can still fire on Ukraine but they aren’t allowed to fight back. Maybe someone should educate him on the definition of ceasefire.

      Edit:
      Didn’t notice it was theinion, anything is possible these days.

    21. I know it says the The Onion. It know it’s tagged satire. I know it’s a completely crazy notion.

      And yet…

    22. MaximePierce on

      Guys… it’s from The Onion… It’s satire…

      The fact that satire is discernible from reality is scary as fuck though

    23. Davidiusz on

      We’re at the point where it didn’t strike me right away as a satire post…

    24. jurainforasurpise on

      Seriously I thought it was legit out of that retards mouth. But if someone asked him his thoughts on this he’d probably agree.
      Onion… He is doing your work for you.

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