I actually noticed the same thing today. On houses, cars, bins….
Savings_County_9309 on
Trueeee….washed our car yesterday and its literally full of shit today🙂
Electrical-Heron-619 on
Need some falcon sex hats up in here (iykyk)
qwerty_1965 on
I park with the car adjacent to a house wall , the birds perch on the gutter and poo plus they “clean” the gutter on to my car. It’s a mix of white blotches and black moss.
kilters on
Are seagulls still a protected species?
System_Web on

Perfect_Buffalo_5137 on
Have I woken up in 2011?
WickerMan111 on
Everyone knows this is the time of year birds take a shite. Most people keep their stuff covered.
DummyDumDragon on
Birds aren’t real, so must be something else.
JonWatchesMovies on
I stayed at my dad’s the other night and I leaned out the window to smoke a sneaky lil spliff before bed, like whole top half of my body out the window so he wouldn’t smell it (don’t judge me), elbows on the windowsill outside and noticed that this windowsill isn’t meant to be white at all. If you know what I mean. Fuckin mank.
bikeonachrist on
Hopefully this message gets through to you from Belfast, we are covered.
shankillfalls on
Washed the car, fuckers had it covered in minutes. Kill ‘em all!
AChalcolithicCat on
Spring.
Food. Environmental success.
MeinhofBaader on
Yeah, my car is on their flightpath for some reason.
FozzieTortle on
I wonder if this is indicative of a notable increase in the bird population, and if so, what that’s indicative of? An increase in their food supply such as bugs or rodents? A decrease in their predators? Is the hotter weather causing migratory birds to come here sooner? Or to prefer Ireland to hotter places on the continent?
WellWellWell2021 on
It’s the dog shit where I live. It’s everywhere. It’s gotten so bad sometimes I think I’m living in France again.
mikeontablet on
When your biggest problem in life is bird shit, you’re doing better than 99% of other countries, appreciate it and don’t come back here complaining about the rain when it washes it away. 😁🇮🇪
Old_Mission_9175 on
I sanded, oiled and weatherproofed my patio set on Wednesday and Thursday, Friday morning it was covered in bird poop.
I had to wash, sand and re-oil all over again.
Suppose it kept me out in the sunshine and i got done vitamin D.
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My patio is fucking covered in it
r/BirdsArentReal
I actually noticed the same thing today. On houses, cars, bins….
Trueeee….washed our car yesterday and its literally full of shit today🙂
Need some falcon sex hats up in here (iykyk)
I park with the car adjacent to a house wall , the birds perch on the gutter and poo plus they “clean” the gutter on to my car. It’s a mix of white blotches and black moss.
Are seagulls still a protected species?

Have I woken up in 2011?
Everyone knows this is the time of year birds take a shite. Most people keep their stuff covered.
Birds aren’t real, so must be something else.
I stayed at my dad’s the other night and I leaned out the window to smoke a sneaky lil spliff before bed, like whole top half of my body out the window so he wouldn’t smell it (don’t judge me), elbows on the windowsill outside and noticed that this windowsill isn’t meant to be white at all. If you know what I mean. Fuckin mank.
Hopefully this message gets through to you from Belfast, we are covered.
Washed the car, fuckers had it covered in minutes. Kill ‘em all!
Spring.
Food. Environmental success.
Yeah, my car is on their flightpath for some reason.
I wonder if this is indicative of a notable increase in the bird population, and if so, what that’s indicative of? An increase in their food supply such as bugs or rodents? A decrease in their predators? Is the hotter weather causing migratory birds to come here sooner? Or to prefer Ireland to hotter places on the continent?
It’s the dog shit where I live. It’s everywhere. It’s gotten so bad sometimes I think I’m living in France again.
When your biggest problem in life is bird shit, you’re doing better than 99% of other countries, appreciate it and don’t come back here complaining about the rain when it washes it away. 😁🇮🇪
I sanded, oiled and weatherproofed my patio set on Wednesday and Thursday, Friday morning it was covered in bird poop.
I had to wash, sand and re-oil all over again.
Suppose it kept me out in the sunshine and i got done vitamin D.
Fuckers keeping pigeons are a big part of it.