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    1. qwerty_1965 on

      Please be an African conservative just for the laugh.

      (It’s an Italian)

    2. Tony_Meatballs_00 on

      All the headlines are being wile dramatic with the smoke

      “New Pope Elected As White Smoke Jizzes Ropes All Over Rome!!!”

    3. qwerty_1965 on

      An American Pope.

      Dear God. Another Triumph for Trump 😉

    4. erisu777 on

      Great day! I just drafted my letter with a request for excommunication after prayer revealing it to me as a load of shite. Still watching because I put a bet on ;P

    5. BazingaQQ on

      I believe he’s being sponsored by a soft drinks company a d will.take rake the name ‘Sikola’….

    6. First American Pope elected as Cardinal Robert Prevost becomes the 267th pope

    7. TheStoicNihilist on

      Simon Harris wondering where the other fifteen chapels are.

    8. askscreepyquestions on

      Wait a minute! So Vance basically assassinates Pope Francis and then an American Pope is elected?

      Have at it, conspiracy theorists.

    9. Wookie_EU on

      You sure its not the smoke of yakitori over binchotan charcoal- because that sure is white smoke

    10. SoftDrinkReddit on

      let this sink in we got an American Pope before an Irish Pope despite Ireland being a Catholic Nation for a little over 1,300 years longer then America has even been a country …………………. wow

    11. Spiritual-Rain581 on

      Only way for Vatican City to get the tariffs off of them

    12. Elephant_in_a_Castle on

      “People are saying, many people, that this new Pope, the American one, he’s doing incredible things. Never been a Pope like this. He’s got gold crosses, gold slippers, maybe even gold holy water, I don’t know, we’re looking into it. And he’s tough, very tough on sin. Confession? You get two minutes, maybe less. No more of this crying and lighting candles stuff. We don’t have time! He’s blessing people so fast, record blessings, nobody’s ever seen anything like it. And he’s doing rallies,big rallies, at St. Peter’s, overflowing. Angels are crying, folks. Some are calling him the ‘Pope of Profit,’ which, by the way, I came up with. The Vatican’s winning again. And frankly, it’s because he’s American.”

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