Can it detect sarcasm? Because I’m fucked if it can’t.
PoppedCork on
I can only imagine how this will go wrong.
funglegunk on
What if the Gardaí could smell crime?
CalmStatistician9329 on
Got a tldr ?
The guards going to get a trending alert for “let’s riot” or what ?
Larrydog on
In a time of social crisis, could temporary suspension of internet access be implemented for certain categories like non homeowners, as so much far-right hate comes from the lower 40% of our society ?
boyga01 on
We got a pre crime unit before transport policing. Awesome.
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miju-irl on
This is all very Minority Report sounding. All well and good in theory, but I can see only nuanced examples of this potentially working (funding terrorism for example).
davesr25 on
🚗🦝🐱👤🚔
AdmiralRaspberry on
Nice, now they can ignore work but on a more technically advanced way 😂😂😂
jonnieggg on
Will it be able to anticipate mass stabbing events and other forms of extremism based on religious ideology. Perhaps not because that would be discriminatory wouldn’t it.
Maybe it might be able to recover all the stolen phones that nobody can be bothered with.
What about breaking the Gangland crime syndicates flooding the country with da craic. Nah, too hard.
GallantGanymedean on
Hope we’re getting a precog team
stuyboi888 on
Can’t wait for the first report of someone somehow getting access to someone’s WhatsApp and finding lewd pictures. They say it’s encrypted and all but do you real trust the Zuck and co
This needs to be made illegal straight away. This instantly puts a chilling effect on all speech.
It’s already bad enough the bullshit that automated moderation picks up on most sites (which I can directly confirm does not understand satire).
Spodokom221745 on
Dublin. The year 2025, and leather-clad renegade Nero Costa is on the run. With the police now able to detect wrongdoing before it’s happened by accessing our brains over wi-fi for signs of thought-crime, police are able to apprehend so called “free criminals” without trial. Nero Costa is wanted for the murder of a politican he is yet to even meet.
SurrealRadiance on
Well, what could go wrong? I suppose nobody expects the Spanish inquisition; but still.
saggynaggy123 on
Technically couldn’t this be abused lol
Say if someone made a load of bot accounts and said they were going show up to dublin and cause a riot, wouldn’t this be flagged?
shanahanan on
Well lads, no more posting about not paying TV licence…
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I thought Minority Report was just a film.
Can it detect sarcasm? Because I’m fucked if it can’t.
I can only imagine how this will go wrong.
What if the Gardaí could smell crime?
Got a tldr ?
The guards going to get a trending alert for “let’s riot” or what ?
In a time of social crisis, could temporary suspension of internet access be implemented for certain categories like non homeowners, as so much far-right hate comes from the lower 40% of our society ?
We got a pre crime unit before transport policing. Awesome.
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This is all very Minority Report sounding. All well and good in theory, but I can see only nuanced examples of this potentially working (funding terrorism for example).
🚗🦝🐱👤🚔
Nice, now they can ignore work but on a more technically advanced way 😂😂😂
Will it be able to anticipate mass stabbing events and other forms of extremism based on religious ideology. Perhaps not because that would be discriminatory wouldn’t it.
Maybe it might be able to recover all the stolen phones that nobody can be bothered with.
What about breaking the Gangland crime syndicates flooding the country with da craic. Nah, too hard.
Hope we’re getting a precog team
Can’t wait for the first report of someone somehow getting access to someone’s WhatsApp and finding lewd pictures. They say it’s encrypted and all but do you real trust the Zuck and co
Holy fuck, Ireland has [precrime](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-crime) police.
This needs to be made illegal straight away. This instantly puts a chilling effect on all speech.
It’s already bad enough the bullshit that automated moderation picks up on most sites (which I can directly confirm does not understand satire).
Dublin. The year 2025, and leather-clad renegade Nero Costa is on the run. With the police now able to detect wrongdoing before it’s happened by accessing our brains over wi-fi for signs of thought-crime, police are able to apprehend so called “free criminals” without trial. Nero Costa is wanted for the murder of a politican he is yet to even meet.
Well, what could go wrong? I suppose nobody expects the Spanish inquisition; but still.
Technically couldn’t this be abused lol
Say if someone made a load of bot accounts and said they were going show up to dublin and cause a riot, wouldn’t this be flagged?
Well lads, no more posting about not paying TV licence…
Bit late now