Putin tired of his Wife.He wants a concubine aswell.
BCMakoto on
I can *1000%* guarantee that if Musk takes the offer, he’ll meet a nice, 5th floor window to settle down with by week 3.
livelaughoral on
This circus just gets crazier and crazier every day
AlexandraUVA on
Omg lol
OneTrueTrichiliocosm on
I dont like this timeline where “the onion” is in charge or reality.
Vast_Category_7314 on
Okay, I hate Russia and all they stand for with the fire of a thousand suns – but this is some high level trolling.
Trisyphos on
I bet he will rather go to totalitarian EU without freedom of speech.
CandyCaneCrushy on
Musk to Russia: Martians first!
ah_yeah_79 on
Oh that’s world class trolling
Gloomy_Deal2894 on
Elon Musk in Russia – let the real life Space Race 2.0 begin!
RottenPingu1 on
Suddenly everyone is inserting themselves into this…
EmJayMN on
How about offering Trump asylum (or a stay in an insane asylum) as well?
ledow on
Yeah, I’m sure he’d get on REALLY well with Putin with his attitude to just about everything.
WhoamI8me on
He is being kidnapped by KGB!
Tribolonutus on
Sure they did.
AnalphabeticPenguin on
Nothing like a classic love triangle.
Ekkobelli on
WTF IS HAPPENING ON THIS PLANET
Armadillo-Middle on
Maybe Trump is less evil than Musk after all.
fermcr on
It’s the beginning of a joke.
Putin, Seagal and Musk walk into a bar…
blushingwifey on
Is this real life?! this shy just SCREAMS political theater. At least we’re all enjoying it
DieM-GieM on
A small reminder that Russians accessed US administration’s networks through the Starlinks Musk installed.
FizzyCutiePie on
Musk and Space-xploring Russia? Now that’s a plot twist!
chaotic-kotik on
There is a Russian meme that can be translated such as “If Elon Musk would have lived in Russia he would still be serving time in jail for PayPal”.
WorldSuspicious9171 on
It would be hilarious if he would just tweet that he is considering it. He and his stooges just spend 120+ days sniffing and rummaging around US government systems after all.
Probably with way higher user privileges then needed.
NorthBumblebee514 on
He should take that offer and get himself a nice penthouses with big windows. It’s important that they can be fully opened, though.
Ok-Cranberry3761 on
Putin wants all the Data mush accumulated through DOGE.
Broad_Hedgehog_3407 on
Ya couldn’t make this stuff up!
Musk is no longer Hand of the King. He made the cardinal sin of trying to steal the limelight of the biggest narcissist on the planet.
p001b0y on
Yeah but then his 5,000 sons might get conscripted and he’d have to live in Russia. /s
PottyCrab on
That would be so funny
tankoyuri on
The thing is, he is do dumb he might actually accept the offer
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Putin tired of his Wife.He wants a concubine aswell.
I can *1000%* guarantee that if Musk takes the offer, he’ll meet a nice, 5th floor window to settle down with by week 3.
This circus just gets crazier and crazier every day
Omg lol
I dont like this timeline where “the onion” is in charge or reality.
Okay, I hate Russia and all they stand for with the fire of a thousand suns – but this is some high level trolling.
I bet he will rather go to totalitarian EU without freedom of speech.
Musk to Russia: Martians first!
Oh that’s world class trolling
Elon Musk in Russia – let the real life Space Race 2.0 begin!
Suddenly everyone is inserting themselves into this…
How about offering Trump asylum (or a stay in an insane asylum) as well?
Yeah, I’m sure he’d get on REALLY well with Putin with his attitude to just about everything.
He is being kidnapped by KGB!
Sure they did.
Nothing like a classic love triangle.
WTF IS HAPPENING ON THIS PLANET
Maybe Trump is less evil than Musk after all.
It’s the beginning of a joke.
Putin, Seagal and Musk walk into a bar…
Is this real life?! this shy just SCREAMS political theater. At least we’re all enjoying it
A small reminder that Russians accessed US administration’s networks through the Starlinks Musk installed.
Musk and Space-xploring Russia? Now that’s a plot twist!
There is a Russian meme that can be translated such as “If Elon Musk would have lived in Russia he would still be serving time in jail for PayPal”.
It would be hilarious if he would just tweet that he is considering it. He and his stooges just spend 120+ days sniffing and rummaging around US government systems after all.
Probably with way higher user privileges then needed.
He should take that offer and get himself a nice penthouses with big windows. It’s important that they can be fully opened, though.
Putin wants all the Data mush accumulated through DOGE.
Ya couldn’t make this stuff up!
Musk is no longer Hand of the King. He made the cardinal sin of trying to steal the limelight of the biggest narcissist on the planet.
Yeah but then his 5,000 sons might get conscripted and he’d have to live in Russia. /s
That would be so funny
The thing is, he is do dumb he might actually accept the offer
Musk and Zuckerberg are a package deal