Un uomo turco sorpreso indecentemente con una mucca era illegale e notoriamente fastidioso

Suspicious of the cow’s movements, the zoo employee had a hidden camera installed and caught him red-handed. The man has been deported back to Turkey!

>The man who committed fornication with cow Laura at the Wooldrik petting zoo in Enschede has been living illegally in the Netherlands for almost a year and has been causing a nuisance in the city for a long time.

What the fuck did I just read? Why am I scrolling Reddit at three I the morning? Why did I spend some time translating this and why am I writing this out?

If you’re a cow, don’t mention the Armenian Genocide, or else.