I’m sure this will have an astounding success rate
Kebabs-And-BentleysX on
Broken Pledge rates soar 300% after this announcement
OldVillageNuaGuitar on
Drugs have been in the pledge for years.
LucyVialli on
Confirmation is such a racket. I’m convinced the church only added it so they could have 7 sacraments, cos 7 is a cool number, right?! Or maybe just to compete with Bar/Bat mitzvah.
lennyisperfect on
Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha this is sooo funny and stupid
Correct_Positive_723 on
It might encourage them to try before their confirmation
JoulSauron on
I don’t think the teens that take drugs are the ones that still go through the confirmation thing.
BigDickBaller93 on
about as effective as the Priest oath against being a diddler
Whoisanaughtyboy on
Fecking hell.. .. they still do pledges?
denbo786 on

PaddyLee on
Comment section full of edgelords
Active-Strawberry-37 on
Friend of mine pledged to vaccuum the house instead of not drinking
Leather-Stable-764 on
Just like the priests were asked to abstain themselves from touching children.
Some chance
dick_terpine on
It’s well known that Jesus absolutely hated the vapes.
TiltZa on
I feel like the fastest way to get a teen to do something is to tell them how bad it is. This feels like the same path to me 😅
Sad-Orange-5983 on
I thought smoking and drugs were already in it.
ffsk88 on
Why didn’t we think of this sooner?!
Potential_Ad6169 on
‘If you do drugs, offset your guilt by donating to the church in future’
00C3 on
Eh, worth a shot.
DesertRatboy on
I remember absolute killings in my school when a couple of lads refused to take the confirmation pledge, insisting they’d probably start drinking at 13 or 14 they weren’t going to lie about it, because lying is a sin
ultimatepoker on
They’ve solved it. Nice work catholics.
Fluffy_Specialist593 on
But a gallon of the black stuff is still ok, right?
Galway1012 on
Bless me Father, for I have sinned, it has been 20 minutes since my last strawberry vape
tearsandpain84 on
Should also include cyber gambling and jazz.
Wild_Web3695 on
So zyn is still all good
OceanOfAnother55 on
Not enough. Need an 11th commandment, someone check Mt Sinai.
Spongeanater on
Wish AJ Soprano was around for this 🙏
stuyboi888 on
Finally the church has joined the 21st century and absolved itself of all the heinous acts it watched over and committed. Well done lads. Now could you pay for all the awful stuff the church did and stop my tax money having to be used to pay survivors(we should continue to pay it, they should get the money that’s not at all what I am against just to have it said)
MegaJackUniverse on
The pledge is such a funny one. Who am I promising here? The church? Who have no say whatsoever in any aspect of my decision making. Promise myself? Sure at aged 10 or whatever, I didn’t know who I was yet
stuyboi888 on
The issue with a lot of this is you are talking to little adults. You tell them a vape will kill them, or drugs will make your willy fall off and then they see their mate doing it and they are okay after they start to question all they have been told is bad, even the stuff that is actually bad
Puzzled-Forever5070 on
I didn’t get the youngfella christened. So no confirmation, he can do as much drink and drugs as he likes but I catch with a vape he’s out of the house.
sarahc888 on
lol
JynXten on
I broke my pledge within a month in Ibiza when my ma got me to try brandy in a distillery we were touring.
Not that I believed all that stuff even then. Just danced their tune to get money for a Megadrive.
Sn1perandr3w on
Something something that one meme of the guy blocking all the knives for the person sleeping but you see the words “Confirmation Pledge” over the guy doing it. Lmfao.
stateofyou on
Didn’t the evangelical Christians in the USA have the “promise keepers”, who pledged to abstain from sex until they marry? Leading to a generation of teenage pregnancies.
SoftDrinkReddit on
pffffft oh yea cause the abstain from alcohol pledge worked so well amirite …………
i think like maybe 2 people in my entire 35 person class actually made it to 18 before drinking and this was circa 6th class 2012
Smoked_Eels on
Confirmation Money probably doesn’t get you many smokes these days.
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Problem solved.
I’m sure this will have an astounding success rate
Broken Pledge rates soar 300% after this announcement
Drugs have been in the pledge for years.
Confirmation is such a racket. I’m convinced the church only added it so they could have 7 sacraments, cos 7 is a cool number, right?! Or maybe just to compete with Bar/Bat mitzvah.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha this is sooo funny and stupid
It might encourage them to try before their confirmation
I don’t think the teens that take drugs are the ones that still go through the confirmation thing.
about as effective as the Priest oath against being a diddler
Fecking hell.. .. they still do pledges?

Comment section full of edgelords
Friend of mine pledged to vaccuum the house instead of not drinking
Just like the priests were asked to abstain themselves from touching children.
Some chance
It’s well known that Jesus absolutely hated the vapes.
I feel like the fastest way to get a teen to do something is to tell them how bad it is. This feels like the same path to me 😅
I thought smoking and drugs were already in it.
Why didn’t we think of this sooner?!
‘If you do drugs, offset your guilt by donating to the church in future’
Eh, worth a shot.
I remember absolute killings in my school when a couple of lads refused to take the confirmation pledge, insisting they’d probably start drinking at 13 or 14 they weren’t going to lie about it, because lying is a sin
They’ve solved it. Nice work catholics.
But a gallon of the black stuff is still ok, right?
Bless me Father, for I have sinned, it has been 20 minutes since my last strawberry vape
Should also include cyber gambling and jazz.
So zyn is still all good
Not enough. Need an 11th commandment, someone check Mt Sinai.
Wish AJ Soprano was around for this 🙏
Finally the church has joined the 21st century and absolved itself of all the heinous acts it watched over and committed. Well done lads. Now could you pay for all the awful stuff the church did and stop my tax money having to be used to pay survivors(we should continue to pay it, they should get the money that’s not at all what I am against just to have it said)
The pledge is such a funny one. Who am I promising here? The church? Who have no say whatsoever in any aspect of my decision making. Promise myself? Sure at aged 10 or whatever, I didn’t know who I was yet
The issue with a lot of this is you are talking to little adults. You tell them a vape will kill them, or drugs will make your willy fall off and then they see their mate doing it and they are okay after they start to question all they have been told is bad, even the stuff that is actually bad
I didn’t get the youngfella christened. So no confirmation, he can do as much drink and drugs as he likes but I catch with a vape he’s out of the house.
lol
I broke my pledge within a month in Ibiza when my ma got me to try brandy in a distillery we were touring.
Not that I believed all that stuff even then. Just danced their tune to get money for a Megadrive.
Something something that one meme of the guy blocking all the knives for the person sleeping but you see the words “Confirmation Pledge” over the guy doing it. Lmfao.
Didn’t the evangelical Christians in the USA have the “promise keepers”, who pledged to abstain from sex until they marry? Leading to a generation of teenage pregnancies.
pffffft oh yea cause the abstain from alcohol pledge worked so well amirite …………
i think like maybe 2 people in my entire 35 person class actually made it to 18 before drinking and this was circa 6th class 2012
Confirmation Money probably doesn’t get you many smokes these days.