Il nuovo impegno di conferma chiederà agli adolescenti di astenersi dal fumo, vai e droghe

    https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/new-confirmation-pledge-will-ask-teens-to-abstain-from-smoking-vapes-and-drugs/a1067836565.html

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    1. Kebabs-And-BentleysX on

      Broken Pledge rates soar 300% after this announcement

    2. LucyVialli on

      Confirmation is such a racket. I’m convinced the church only added it so they could have 7 sacraments, cos 7 is a cool number, right?! Or maybe just to compete with Bar/Bat mitzvah.

    3. lennyisperfect on

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha this is sooo funny and stupid

    4. Correct_Positive_723 on

      It might encourage them to try before their confirmation

    5. JoulSauron on

      I don’t think the teens that take drugs are the ones that still go through the confirmation thing.

    6. BigDickBaller93 on

      about as effective as the Priest oath against being a diddler

    7. Active-Strawberry-37 on

      Friend of mine pledged to vaccuum the house instead of not drinking

    8. Leather-Stable-764 on

      Just like the priests were asked to abstain themselves from touching children.

      Some chance

    9. dick_terpine on

      It’s well known that Jesus absolutely hated the vapes.

    10. I feel like the fastest way to get a teen to do something is to tell them how bad it is. This feels like the same path to me 😅

    11. Potential_Ad6169 on

      ‘If you do drugs, offset your guilt by donating to the church in future’

    12. DesertRatboy on

      I remember absolute killings in my school when a couple of lads refused to take the confirmation pledge, insisting they’d probably start drinking at 13 or 14 they weren’t going to lie about it, because lying is a sin

    13. Fluffy_Specialist593 on

      But a gallon of the black stuff is still ok, right?

    14. Galway1012 on

      Bless me Father, for I have sinned, it has been 20 minutes since my last strawberry vape

    15. OceanOfAnother55 on

      Not enough. Need an 11th commandment, someone check Mt Sinai.

    16. stuyboi888 on

      Finally the church has joined the 21st century and absolved itself of all the heinous acts it watched over and committed. Well done lads. Now could you pay for all the awful stuff the church did and stop my tax money having to be used to pay survivors(we should continue to pay it, they should get the money that’s not at all what I am against just to have it said)

    17. MegaJackUniverse on

      The pledge is such a funny one. Who am I promising here? The church? Who have no say whatsoever in any aspect of my decision making. Promise myself? Sure at aged 10 or whatever, I didn’t know who I was yet

    18. stuyboi888 on

      The issue with a lot of this is you are talking to little adults. You tell them a vape will kill them, or drugs will make your willy fall off and then they see their mate doing it and they are okay after they start to question all they have been told is bad, even the stuff that is actually bad 

    19. Puzzled-Forever5070 on

      I didn’t get the youngfella christened. So no confirmation, he can do as much drink and drugs as he likes but I catch with a vape he’s out of the house.

    20. I broke my pledge within a month in Ibiza when my ma got me to try brandy in a distillery we were touring.

      Not that I believed all that stuff even then. Just danced their tune to get money for a Megadrive.

    21. Sn1perandr3w on

      Something something that one meme of the guy blocking all the knives for the person sleeping but you see the words “Confirmation Pledge” over the guy doing it. Lmfao.

    22. stateofyou on

      Didn’t the evangelical Christians in the USA have the “promise keepers”, who pledged to abstain from sex until they marry? Leading to a generation of teenage pregnancies.

    23. SoftDrinkReddit on

      pffffft oh yea cause the abstain from alcohol pledge worked so well amirite …………

      i think like maybe 2 people in my entire 35 person class actually made it to 18 before drinking and this was circa 6th class 2012

    24. Smoked_Eels on

      Confirmation Money probably doesn’t get you many smokes these days.

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