If you’re name’s Peter Parker you’re about to get lucky
conf101 on
Sorry pal, time to set fire to the car and walk away
ahhereyang1 on
Burger bite with legs
transmascpuppy on
Fairly sure that’s a green orb weaver, also known as a cucumber spider 🙂
Creasentfool on
Would be a great time for an expert to come out and explain this.
MrsSifter on
Let him have it and just buy yourself a new car.
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Cucumber orb weaver
CaptJackL0cke on
It’s a Yankee Spider. Just did 23 and me and is looking to connect to it’s roots
Temporary_Mongoose34 on
Burn the car
Kirk_NCC1701-A on
Sell the car quick.
sepulturite on
Awesome looking guys these. Orb weavers are very cool.
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You should check out a Guy called Collie Ennis on Twitter and Instagram. He has helped me identify many an insect. He knows everything about the things!
This looks like a Marbled Orb-Weaver (Araneus marmoreus), specifically one of the yellow or greenish color variants. These spiders are part of the orb-weaver family (Araneidae), which are known for their rounded abdomens and beautiful web designs.
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🕷️ Identification Features:
• Bright yellow or green bulbous abdomen, often with subtle marbling.
• Orange or tan legs with spines.
• Pale head (cephalothorax) with a cluster of small eyes.
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⚠️ Is it dangerous?
Nope! These spiders are not dangerous to humans. They’re non-aggressive and very unlikely to bite. Even if they did, their venom is harmless — at most, a bite might feel like a mild bee sting (if you’re even sensitive).
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🌿 Behavior and Habitat:
• Builds large circular (orb) webs, often in gardens, woods, or on buildings.
• Common in late summer and fall, but can be found at other times depending on location.
• Beneficial to the environment — they help control insect populations.
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✅ Summary:
Harmless, helpful, and kind of cool-looking. No need to worry — you can safely admire it or gently move it outdoors if it’s in your way.
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Six spotted orbweaver, according to google lens.
If you’re name’s Peter Parker you’re about to get lucky
Sorry pal, time to set fire to the car and walk away
Burger bite with legs
Fairly sure that’s a green orb weaver, also known as a cucumber spider 🙂
Would be a great time for an expert to come out and explain this.
Let him have it and just buy yourself a new car.
Cucumber orb weaver
It’s a Yankee Spider. Just did 23 and me and is looking to connect to it’s roots
Burn the car
Sell the car quick.
Awesome looking guys these. Orb weavers are very cool.
You should check out a Guy called Collie Ennis on Twitter and Instagram. He has helped me identify many an insect. He knows everything about the things!
https://www.instagram.com/collieennis?igsh=MTk4bWp2ZDJicDZrNw==
This looks like a Marbled Orb-Weaver (Araneus marmoreus), specifically one of the yellow or greenish color variants. These spiders are part of the orb-weaver family (Araneidae), which are known for their rounded abdomens and beautiful web designs.
⸻
🕷️ Identification Features:
• Bright yellow or green bulbous abdomen, often with subtle marbling.
• Orange or tan legs with spines.
• Pale head (cephalothorax) with a cluster of small eyes.
⸻
⚠️ Is it dangerous?
Nope! These spiders are not dangerous to humans. They’re non-aggressive and very unlikely to bite. Even if they did, their venom is harmless — at most, a bite might feel like a mild bee sting (if you’re even sensitive).
⸻
🌿 Behavior and Habitat:
• Builds large circular (orb) webs, often in gardens, woods, or on buildings.
• Common in late summer and fall, but can be found at other times depending on location.
• Beneficial to the environment — they help control insect populations.
⸻
✅ Summary:
Harmless, helpful, and kind of cool-looking. No need to worry — you can safely admire it or gently move it outdoors if it’s in your way.
Fuck that thing.
https://preview.redd.it/u0cd22f7yu9f1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=302dc2f857a88270985be086e27b68d56c58537d
Had one on my car the other day
Any creature that colour has to be dangerous ⚠️
Nope!
That’s not “your” car anymore.
Amazing, 👍

I’m sorry you’re already dead.
RIP in peace
What a cutie
I thought that the spider was on the plastic part that divides the front windows from the back and it was.enormous!
Did this just come in on an immigrant ship or what, or are they native to Ireland? If native how come never seen one here in my life.
Celtic Spider > Celtic Tiger
https://preview.redd.it/78wehal73v9f1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc2010c03134bacfc05c3cbe51dcaf8f73ca1564
These taste like sherbet. Try one.
Do you have a moment to talk about doG?
Aieeee…. The car would be staying there, I’m afraid. I’d be walking home.