Open windows are very hazardous to your health in Russia. Must be one of the leading causes of death among middle aged men in positions of power.
Hearasongofuranus on
Lol this reminds me of Pratchett when he was writing about the fact that there were absolutely no murders but a lot of suicides. like… going to a Dwarf pub and saying something bad about dwarfs and then getting killed was not considered a murder but a suicide and everyone was OK with it as it was not even prosecuted.
Over-Employer1942 on
“Investigators are now present at the scene” … erasing all traces of the murder
Kim-Jong-Un-II on
Ludicrous, try saying he was abducted by aliens – that would at least be more believeable…
I_am_albatross on
He strangled himself while trying to climb out of a basement window
juxtoppose on
Living in Russia I would definitely be carrying a grenade on the daily. I get fucked everyone gets fucked.
Far_Out_6and_2 on
Oh well
SwimmingPirate9070 on
Leading cause of death of Russians, is Russians
JazzybmzooUK on
Maybe some form of Juliet balcony is in order?
RisingRapture on
Russia needs many more windows because this aggression can end.
Draculamb on
The RuZZians really need to perfect their window technology!
How can they be so very bad at making such a basic piece of technology?
odoylecharlotte on
One would think that Russians would know by now to avoid windows ¯_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯
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Open windows are very hazardous to your health in Russia. Must be one of the leading causes of death among middle aged men in positions of power.
Lol this reminds me of Pratchett when he was writing about the fact that there were absolutely no murders but a lot of suicides. like… going to a Dwarf pub and saying something bad about dwarfs and then getting killed was not considered a murder but a suicide and everyone was OK with it as it was not even prosecuted.
“Investigators are now present at the scene” … erasing all traces of the murder
Ludicrous, try saying he was abducted by aliens – that would at least be more believeable…
He strangled himself while trying to climb out of a basement window
Living in Russia I would definitely be carrying a grenade on the daily. I get fucked everyone gets fucked.
Oh well
Leading cause of death of Russians, is Russians
Maybe some form of Juliet balcony is in order?
Russia needs many more windows because this aggression can end.
The RuZZians really need to perfect their window technology!
How can they be so very bad at making such a basic piece of technology?
One would think that Russians would know by now to avoid windows ¯_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯