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    2. ElmanoRodrick on

      When God said, “Let there be light!” Tony Field said, “Say Please.”

    4. boomerxl on

      It’s a lesser known power of the Presidency, the ability to take all emergency services staff to Lanzarote for a week’s holidays.

    5. No-Negotiation2922 on

      I’m not sure he understands what powers the actual president has.

      I’m sure McGregor and Flatley are in the same boat.

    6. Important-Messages on

      The €5k direct payment offering from RTE would be cool, as long as it’s not in instalments, just a nice lump sum.

    7. Business_Abalone2278 on

      He has the look of a suspicious Colonel Sanders about him.

    8. No-Coast-1050 on

      I like that it’s specifically Lanzarote. I bet he has a deal going with a resort over there.

    10. SirMike_MT on

      Goes to show our mental health service is really letting people down…

    13. Grievsey13 on

      I’ve seen this before. This lads cheese has long since slid of its cracker. He doesn’t understand the basics of human life, never mind anything else.

      Couldn’t find his arse with bith hands…

    14. SquishyCow137 on

      Never thought I’d see the need for there to be an intelligence test to access printing services but here we are.

    15. Horror_Finish7951 on

      If ever there was a man who needed to get high at least once in his life.

      Also love the assumption that frontline personnel have to get sent *just* to Lanzarote for their holidays. No flexibility for even any of the other Canary Islands. He probably thinks Madeira is a cake.

    18. Careful-Training-761 on

      Thought he was going a bit easy on the foreigners with the first mention but the the second mention I was like ah there it is.

    19. Tricky-Anteater3875 on

      and on the week all the essential workers are in Lanzarote, there will be a week long Purge in Ireland.

    22. Logical_News7280 on

      I had to google “birching”. This chap is parody levels of unhinged psychopath.

    23. FlamingoRush on

      I’m mean fuck it I might as well vote for him. He is sure as hell a trillion times better option than Cocaine McRapist.

    26. AnarchistPineMarten on

      The real clincher that won my vote was the ingenious use of the same photo of himself, but flipped. A man who covers all angles, that’s who I’d want representing me in government. That and the (I will stop this) in the first promise

    27. RJMC5696 on

      Surely this is either not real or satire? Surely? In this world though it still wouldn’t surprise me if this was real

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