Quindi l’immigrazione è di nuovo un disastro totale all’aeroporto. L’aeroporto incolpa la polizia di Zurigo. La polizia di Zurigo incolpa l’aeroporto. Ridicolemente, creano tutti i passaporti nella parte superiore delle scale mobili sul lato destro e UE/CH sul lato sinistro e poi nella parte inferiore delle scale UE/CH devono procedere al lato destro e tutti i passaporti a sinistra, il che significa che tutti devono calpestarsi l’uno sull’altro per attraversare le sezioni designate. Quando questo aeroporto risolverà questo pasticcio?

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    1. Groovetii on

      yes, you are totally right. thats really the worst that can happen…

    2. cruschtiano on

      mimimimimi …. see that u are the type of guy normally flying private jets… huh

    3. General_Guisan on

      How to tell everybody you’ve not travelled much in your life without telling it.

    4. Chateau_landon on

      Says somebody who comes from south africa, should i post some photos of the queue down there?

    5. Been to US, Sth East Asia, India?

      This does not happen too often, put your toys back in the pram, you are not going to die.

    6. Entremeada on

      You should not post unsolicited photos of complete strangers on the Internet.

    7. zhti-2024 on

      Did they not have the e-gates in use? I’ve noticed that a lot of people who could use them (EU + CH) still prefer to join the queue

    8. VaultedByRoot on

      Ah, August at Zurich Airport, the ultimate crossover event starring border control, cantonal police, and a crowd the size of a Coldplay gig.
      Shocking plot twist: when half of Europe decides to fly on the same weekend, the queues get… longer! It’s almost as if “peak season” isn’t metaphoric poetry but a direct reference to everyone’s cortisol levels.

      I’m with you on the “everyone-right / everyone-left” tango: the only time Schengen and non-Schengen travelers practice Swiss-style neutrality, by colliding mid-staircase. But, honestly, if chaos has a guaranteed time slot, this is it. Charter flights multiply, passport officers don’t reproduce by mitosis, and the gate-assignment algorithm remains an inscrutable deity.

      Moral of the story: August + airport = Zen patience, comfy shoes, and maybe a three-hour mindfulness podcast. Or you could fly in November, when passport control is so deserted you half expect them to greet you by name.

      Until then, treat the slalom through the funnels as a pre-flight warm-up, your fitness tracker might even count it as cardio. 😉

    9. Tuepflischiiser on

      If this is your problem, you haven’t spent enough time in immigration queues yet.

    10. Tuepflischiiser on

      If this is your problem, you haven’t spent enough time in immigration queues yet.

    11. tjlightbulb on

      I am so absolutely lucky they let my fiancé drag me through the Swiss passport line every time I’m there. I’ve seen it backed up like this and I just get to go with my fiancé.

    12. Suspicious_Place1270 on

      Bro, just travel in the morning if this bothers you.

    13. AccomplishedBat39 on

      How dare you critice this god chosen perfect country! This is a non issue, everywhere else is worse! Do you have no other problems in live? If you dont like it dont go there!

      seriously, the nerves of people…

    14. Cypherphunk269 on

      Folks I travel economy and I regularly cue in immigration lines. And as for comparing Swiss immigration management with South African immigration practice, are we really saying it’s OK for Swiss immigration to resemble 3rd world immigration management / crowd control? The point is not the cues. The point is that they’re insisting on making people cue in such a way that the cues clash with each other and cause a snarl, and even when one points it out to them, they say this is just the way it’s going to be.

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