I pompieri affrontano un grande incendio sul sedile di Arthur

Arthur would need to stop falling asleep with a cig in his mouth

I went to Edinburgh to help a colleague out on a project for a few days and for the first couple of days he referred to Arthur’s Seat as “Arthur’s Sofa” then he explain his “joke” to me: afterwards I referred Arthur’s Seat as “Arthur’s Chaise Longue” (in honour of Scotland’s French connections): it never caught on.