Was that before or after he glued his lips to putins butt?
Just_the_nicest_guy on
Anyone who believes that is a perfect candidate to buy TrumpCoin.
Bulky_Honey8643 on
Did he fuq. Silly old cunt doesn’t even know where that is
ScottyMac75 on
*nearly
Intrepid-Leather-417 on
Nearly is the key word….. almost like this detail was leaked so Trump could distract from the scrotum shaped smudge on his spray tanned chin
wombat9278 on
Can’t write comedy like that
algebroni on
The idea that he knows the boundaries of Donetsk oblast well enough to be outraged at the thought of ceding the whole thing to Russia is absurd.
zen_simian on
i bet he can’t place Ukraine on the map, let alone Donetsk
CriticalBath2367 on
Trump thinks Donetsk is a type of kebab.
FallenRaptor on
He can walk? I always assumed he does for media appearances, then has a golf cart or other motorized apparatus on hand for every other occasion.
AuntieMarkovnikov on
TACOs within TACOs…
Zh25_5680 on
Nearly….
The entire summit lasted… 3 hrs?
And then all the teams left and went home
They nearly had a meeting
Susan-stoHelit on
Whether I believe it – any reports that put distance or make Putin angry at Trump are good. Less support for Putin, the sooner we have some swan lake!
DryCloud9903 on
> US intelligence assessments of Russia’s capabilities vary, Axios noted. One indicates that Putin could take control of all of Donetsk Oblast by October, while another forecasts a far more difficult and uncertain process.
That doesn’t seem very ‘intelligent’. You’re saying they’ll now take in months what they couldn’t in over a decade?
Mors_Umbra on
We’re talking about a pair who had a good chuckle when asked if putin would stop killing civilians. Like hell did he give a fuck about Ukranian territory in that meeting.
Twisted_Easter_Egg on
I nearly won the lottery today
Mkwdr on
Was the source Trump trying to disguise his voice?
cheweychewchew on
Of all the things that may have happened, that was positively NOT one of them.
Axios has really gotten bad with its pro-Trump shit.
Half-Wombat on
I mean… he did walk out. What deal did he make exactly ?
Relevant-Ad7738 on
He probably thought Putin asked for Donuts and ran to fetch him some.
Relevant-Ad7738 on
Oh one of the official Kremlin propaganda organisations is pushing this news, what a fucking surprise. Fuck off.
freeman687 on
Almost walked out to go fetch putin some refreshments perhaps
ParryLost on
This is incredibly obvious bullshit. Trump has no idea what “Donetsk Oblast” is.
TheBlackNumenorean on
…and he nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor, and nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill.
MrSnarf26 on
Yea I have Trump coin to sell you
MsBlackSox on
Some intern is working double time with this lie
Ok_Economist5267 on
No he didn’t, because Putin has Kompromat on him. My guess is he has videos of Trump abusing minors. If anything Trump was made to beg after being shown yet more Putin has on him. Karoline looked ashen after the meeting.
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Oh wow so he has *some boundaries*? Shock horror
Was that before or after he glued his lips to putins butt?
Anyone who believes that is a perfect candidate to buy TrumpCoin.
Did he fuq. Silly old cunt doesn’t even know where that is
*nearly
Nearly is the key word….. almost like this detail was leaked so Trump could distract from the scrotum shaped smudge on his spray tanned chin
Can’t write comedy like that
The idea that he knows the boundaries of Donetsk oblast well enough to be outraged at the thought of ceding the whole thing to Russia is absurd.
i bet he can’t place Ukraine on the map, let alone Donetsk
Trump thinks Donetsk is a type of kebab.
He can walk? I always assumed he does for media appearances, then has a golf cart or other motorized apparatus on hand for every other occasion.
TACOs within TACOs…
Nearly….
The entire summit lasted… 3 hrs?
And then all the teams left and went home
They nearly had a meeting
Whether I believe it – any reports that put distance or make Putin angry at Trump are good. Less support for Putin, the sooner we have some swan lake!
> US intelligence assessments of Russia’s capabilities vary, Axios noted. One indicates that Putin could take control of all of Donetsk Oblast by October, while another forecasts a far more difficult and uncertain process.
That doesn’t seem very ‘intelligent’. You’re saying they’ll now take in months what they couldn’t in over a decade?
We’re talking about a pair who had a good chuckle when asked if putin would stop killing civilians. Like hell did he give a fuck about Ukranian territory in that meeting.
I nearly won the lottery today
Was the source Trump trying to disguise his voice?
Of all the things that may have happened, that was positively NOT one of them.
Axios has really gotten bad with its pro-Trump shit.
I mean… he did walk out. What deal did he make exactly ?
He probably thought Putin asked for Donuts and ran to fetch him some.
Oh one of the official Kremlin propaganda organisations is pushing this news, what a fucking surprise. Fuck off.
Almost walked out to go fetch putin some refreshments perhaps
This is incredibly obvious bullshit. Trump has no idea what “Donetsk Oblast” is.
…and he nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor, and nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill.
Yea I have Trump coin to sell you
Some intern is working double time with this lie
No he didn’t, because Putin has Kompromat on him. My guess is he has videos of Trump abusing minors. If anything Trump was made to beg after being shown yet more Putin has on him. Karoline looked ashen after the meeting.