“Voglio provare ad arrivare in paradiso”, Trump cita la motivazione divina per la pace ucraina
https://kyivindependent.com/i-want-to-try-to-get-to-heaven-trump-cites-divine-motivation-for-ukraine-peace/
di Freewhale98
“Voglio provare ad arrivare in paradiso”, Trump cita la motivazione divina per la pace ucraina
https://kyivindependent.com/i-want-to-try-to-get-to-heaven-trump-cites-divine-motivation-for-ukraine-peace/
di Freewhale98
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I’m not a religious man but lmao.
Good luck with that you moron.
That would one hell of a Hail Mary.
New business idea. Selling religious indulgences to Donald Trump.
Is he worried he might go to hell?
It’s all about receiving the Nobel peace prize.
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Maybe try doing the moral thing and helping Ukraine win then. Just a suggestion.
Good that he at least knows that he is not currently going there.
The guy’s a FAKE
He *wants* to try… Oh Jesus, save us all, just hearing assholes with power talk this way always makes me cynical if not a bit nervous, but *him?*
Just witnessing the way he comports himself, the word “antichrist” immediately springs to mind with religion when it comes to Trump, and I don’t even subscribe to any faith.
In fact, I’m struggling to recall a single Christian thing he’s done, though that may simply be because I can’t conceive he’s ever done a single thing outside of his own selfish interest for himself.
He was nice to the creepy old doorman who would slip him the occasional Playboy magazine when he was a teenage kid, maybe.
Maybe.
Or maybe that was just him handing Roy Cohn fake diamond cuff links.
I know one person who won’t be going to heaven. Name starts with pee and ends with ooten.
with conditions he push ~~pause~~ peace at – he better hope at no afterlife lmao
— the “you’re fired”-guy
Yeaaaaa…. That ship sailed many decades ago bud
Heaven likes a child rapist like prison does. If there is a hell he is going burn brightly.
Always thinking of himself.
Good grief, the man’s mad ….
Not a fucking chance. But if it makes you do the right thing keep trying.
Trump: “I want to try to get to heaven if possible, I’m hearing that I’m not doing well…”
Well no sh*t, Sherlock.
I’m hoping there’s a particular place in hell reserved for this guy.
After noncing? I dont think so
I don’t think angels would appreciate being grabbed by the pussy.
probably should have thought twice before raping all those kids.
Dude almost got shot, it probably does change your perspective on life a bit after having a bullet graze your face.
Shouldn’t have raped those women and kids
He’s looking for a loophole
Ok, who’s going to tell him?
Really lost the plot with this one.
The whole point of Christianity is that it’s *impossibl*e to earn your way there, hence the need for a savior.
Good goal to aim for, entirely the wrong approach to reach it.
Bad news, rapey. That particular boat across the river Styx has sailed.
so if he actually pulls off a REAL, lasting peace deal, and you add in the Trump Bible part,
I’d have to say… he stands a snowball’s chance.
If Hell exists, Trump is absolutely going.
I guarantee he’s not going to heaven.
1) If heaven exists, he of all people ain’t goin’ there.
2) If heaven doesn’t exist, there’s no heaven for him to go to.
that title r/nottheonion