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    Stavo guidando da Donegal a Dublino e ritorno, negli ultimi due giorni, e notò molti di questi firmati di Gesù Lazer fuori dalle città. Quando abbiamo dato Gesù Lazer? Qualcosa che mi è mancato? Rendi freschi lazer Gesù con i giovani?

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    5. thecraftybee1981 on

      That’s not Jesus and lasers, that’s Obi-Wan Kenobi and his lightsabres.

    6. ChiedoLaDomanda on

      “Divine Mercy” Jesus (popular among Catholics but ESPECIALLY popular among Polish Catholics…)

    7. OrlandoGardiner118 on

      As Mr Mister used to sing:

      “Kyrie e-laser* down the road that I must travel…”

      *This is such a layered joke I’ll have you know. “Kyrie eleison”, the actual lyrics, means “Lord, have mercy”. I’m absolutely wasted round these parts

    12. TomRuse1997 on

      You’re too far north then boy

      Turn back around and get back down the road with ya 

    13. Special_K_aren on

      It’s the divine mercy Jesus. 

      I have no idea how I remembered that!

    14. Jolly-Outside6073 on

      He’s had them for a while. I always wonder who puts them up. 

    15. susanboylesvajazzle on

      I always saw it as himself wearing a fancy colourful frock.

    16. dimebag_101 on

      It’s so he can see thru all the xenon high beams in norn iron

    17. neardefinition on

      I like that Jesus is displaying the colours of the trans flag, I had no idea he was so progressive

    18. brianDEtazzzia on

      Anywhere up there is bonkers IMO. Getting worse down here too, Jesus Save blah blah. Jesus doesn’t save me a remortgage haha.

    19. DelGurifisu on

      Probably something to do with people liking Jesus and thinking that other people might like him too.

    21. 2L84T on

      That’s the whitest Palestinian I’ve ever seen. He could almost be a Jehovah’s Witness.

    23. AverageArticle3210 on

      The Divine Mercy Image depicts the risen Jesus, whose body bears the wounds of the Crucifixion, with two rays emanating from his pierced Heart: a pale ray representing water and a red ray representing blood. This symbolism highlights Jesus’ abundant mercy, with the water symbolizing the purification of souls through baptism and reconciliation, and the blood representing the life and Eucharist that justifies and sanctifies souls. The image, featuring Jesus walking towards the viewer and the inscription “Jesus, I Trust in You,” serves as an invitation for a personal encounter with Christ and an emblem of God’s boundless love, forgiveness, and mercy.

    24. Thowitawaydave on

      Jesus healed at least 8 blind people in the bible. It just skipped the part on why some of them they were blind.

    26. agithecaca on

      I always like to think its an Obi-wan forceghost and the red and blue are Vader and Luke’s lightsabers clashing but they are just out of focus

    27. kballs on

      Our father, who art in laser tag, high score be thy name. Thy blue team come, thy red team are done. On earth as it is in the local leisure centre

      Amen.

    29. CaoimhinOC on

      He uses the laser to piss of aircraft.. they keep having issues with angel strikes. Nothing worse inside a Rolls Royce jet engine than angel insides.

    30. Tyrannosaurus-Shirt on

      Sometimes the text says ‘I trust on you’ which I find odd. I usually wave back in any case.. the missus gets a laugh from it

    31. StockAdeptness9452 on

      I like the red and the blue, it’s like Jesus balance the light and the darkside of the force, the true chosen one, anakin was bullshit.

    33. Notlims67 on

      Careful with that laser, Jesus! It’s starting to look a little bit rainbow-ish.

    34. TheWatchers666 on

      Coordinates Kiptinn?…Kiptinn? Now! Mr Sulu, warp factor 4!…Coordinates Kiptinn? Ah Jaysus! 🤦🏼

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