Eating your passport…that is one dedicated agent of chaos.
Sigizmundovna on
They just **have** to be Russians..
Life-Sun- on
Seriously, you cannot tell by headline alone if a story is the Onion or not. How do you even manage to eat a passport?
rantonidi on
I would do the same if i had to fly ryanair
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SecretHipp0 on
Having worked in an airport for many years this really isn’t that uncommon. I remember an Iranian man who ate his passport in front of me.
Huge amounts get flushed as well
SaraHHHBK on
What
hypercomms2001 on
Another confirmation of why I never liked flying with Ryanair, and I never will.
Tardlard on
A common occurrence, they do it to become undocumented – believing it’ll give them a greater chance of staying in the destination country, as deportation was made more difficult.
alexjp8 on
Why don’t they take fingerprints of every passenger before takeoff and after landing? If somebody destroys their passport they can be flown to the initial airport in no time and leave them there.
Seven_Veils_Voyager on
Isn’t think just the natural end point for charging us for every little piece of kit on an airplane? First they came for our pretzels, then they came for our drinks… this seems like a natural next step. š
EconomyDoctor3287 on
Eating a passport, now that’s some serious dedication to the cause
comox on
Iām understand that the food on Ryanair is not great, butā¦
semiformaldehyde on
What are we doing here folks
TokinGeneiOS on
Since ‘when’ have ‘we been using these ‘absolutely unnecessary’ quotations for things that really don’t need a ‘citation’
Additional_Name_4597 on
It’s really sad that people subject themselves to such measures to escape abusive governments. The process should be easier and more humane.
powertomato on
Had to check I’m not on r/nottheonion
sjintje on
>Shortly after takeoff, one man began ripping pages out of his passport and eating them, witnesses told the Daily Star.
>Passengers promptly began to āfreak outā before another man rushed to the toilet in an attempt to flush his own passport.
>”Suddenly the whole mood changed ā no one on board knew what was going on, these people were acting weird.”
>A witness described it as “the most terrifying 15 minutes of my life”.
>The flight was diverted to Paris, where the two men were arrested by French Police.
Sounds a bit odd, but I suppose crew rushing up and down and possibly grappling with passengers or trying to remove them from toilets would be worrying.
Dolphin_Spotter on
‘The most terryfying 15 minutes of my life’ – Standing in the boarding queue for a Ryanair flight wondering if your bag will fit in the sizer.
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Eating your passport…that is one dedicated agent of chaos.
They just **have** to be Russians..
Seriously, you cannot tell by headline alone if a story is the Onion or not. How do you even manage to eat a passport?
I would do the same if i had to fly ryanair
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Having worked in an airport for many years this really isn’t that uncommon. I remember an Iranian man who ate his passport in front of me.
Huge amounts get flushed as well
What
Another confirmation of why I never liked flying with Ryanair, and I never will.
A common occurrence, they do it to become undocumented – believing it’ll give them a greater chance of staying in the destination country, as deportation was made more difficult.
Why don’t they take fingerprints of every passenger before takeoff and after landing? If somebody destroys their passport they can be flown to the initial airport in no time and leave them there.
Isn’t think just the natural end point for charging us for every little piece of kit on an airplane? First they came for our pretzels, then they came for our drinks… this seems like a natural next step. š
Eating a passport, now that’s some serious dedication to the cause
Iām understand that the food on Ryanair is not great, butā¦
What are we doing here folks
Since ‘when’ have ‘we been using these ‘absolutely unnecessary’ quotations for things that really don’t need a ‘citation’
It’s really sad that people subject themselves to such measures to escape abusive governments. The process should be easier and more humane.
Had to check I’m not on r/nottheonion
>Shortly after takeoff, one man began ripping pages out of his passport and eating them, witnesses told the Daily Star.
>Passengers promptly began to āfreak outā before another man rushed to the toilet in an attempt to flush his own passport.
>”Suddenly the whole mood changed ā no one on board knew what was going on, these people were acting weird.”
>A witness described it as “the most terrifying 15 minutes of my life”.
>The flight was diverted to Paris, where the two men were arrested by French Police.
Sounds a bit odd, but I suppose crew rushing up and down and possibly grappling with passengers or trying to remove them from toilets would be worrying.
‘The most terryfying 15 minutes of my life’ – Standing in the boarding queue for a Ryanair flight wondering if your bag will fit in the sizer.
what is the nationality of the passengers?