Tartaruga riciclata fortunata ad essere viva

Well Mayside, that’s something to tell the grandkids. 

“Did I ever tell you the time that I was “scooped up by a digger and then went through several pieces of equipment including a spiked barrel drum, a compactor, a conveyor, and then proceeded to drop from 15 ft.”

Grandkids: “sigh, yes… Love you, but these stories are ridiculous”

What were they going to use it for?