I panini con salsiccia vegana verranno rinominati in Irlanda ai sensi della nuova legge UE
https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/business/food-drink-hospitality/vegan-sausage-rolls-to-be-renamed-in-ni-under-new-eu-law/a303922414.html
di JourneyThiefer
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Of course it was the French who put forward the law.
Watch all the people who complain about vegans naming everything after meat complain about this!
Apparently the EU Law will forbid the use of words like ‘sausage’ and ‘burger’, as it is claimed this falsely implies meaty food rather than vegetarian/vegan. Their suggested replacements are tube or disc.
I don’t think a Greggs Vegan Tube Roll, or a Maccy Veggie-Disc will sell quite as well!
Brexit.
Death by a thousand cu(*)ts for Irish unionists
If we are doing this can we at least rename ‘oat drink’ back to ‘oat milk’
What are they going to rename them as, though? Meatless sticks? Pussy fingers?
Taken straight from the final Christmas special of Yes Minister and the Emulsified High Fat Offal Tube
Are they gonna rename artichoke hearts and heads of cabbage?
The next reasonable step from here, of course, is banning meat sausages in case the shape confuses people into thinking they’re cucumbers.
Is there A single normal human being that cares about vegan stuff using a similar name?
This is great, they need to come up with new names.
I didn’t have Greggs getting firebombed by loyalist paramilitaries on my bingo card, but there we go.
I thought Jim Hacker sorted this for us?
No more gelatinous offal tubes.
As ridiculous as this is, it’s triggered be a rise in plant based alternatives and a rise in consumption of them. So I see it as a positive.
I love how protective real sausage eaters get about names of vegan food. Vegans don’t care what it’s called, they’re generally just happy they’re able to eat something on the menu
Absolute joke. Sausage comes from vulgar Latin doesn’t it? Something spiced in a casing. Not necessarily meat.
It was ridiculous decisions like this that fed the Daily Mail a steady stream of headlines for decades. Barmy bureaucrats of Brussels.
It’s bullshit like this that makes me think Russia will win the war
With everything going on right now, this is what the EU puts time towards. Disappointing and unserious.
Brian Buttefield would be proud. Can’t wait for my non-meat cylinders!
So will the U.K. sausage have to be called the Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube
Good. Always annoyed me that vegans always bitch about animal product being murdered, then call their alternatives by the meat name
Next month, Hot Dogs no longer to be called Hot Dogs unless said Hot Dogs contain dog.