Il “messaggio in bottiglia” di una donna le è stato restituito con una lettera arrabbiata
Woman’s ‘message in a bottle’ sent back to her with an angry letter
di StGuthlac2025
Il “messaggio in bottiglia” di una donna le è stato restituito con una lettera arrabbiata
Woman’s ‘message in a bottle’ sent back to her with an angry letter
di StGuthlac2025
13 commenti
Absolutely superb work
“Lorraine said she received a box full of rocks in the post that also contained one her bottles with a message she’d written on the back of a John Lydon gig flyer, along with an angry note from a litter picker.
The note read: ‘Please stop throwing rubbish in the sea. It goes to Pevensey Bay or Normans Bay, one day later. Many thanks, a rubbish picker.’
The parcel cost her £7 to receive, which she said made the response particularly ‘nasty’.”
Environmental health will definitely be able to find her now she sold the story to the Metro, what a dumbass
Haha that’s hilarious and £7 is less than the fine for littering so she should consider herself lucky.
> ‘I just wanted a bit of romance.’
Who needs Tinder when you’ve got a bottle?
Imagine being so mental that you tell a newspaper that a stranger was rude to you, so that they can write a story about how mental you are.
Always thought there was something magical about a message in a bottle, but not using bloody plastic.
>Lorraine usually throws the bottles off Eastbourne pier in bulk, using plastic bottles rather than glass ones so they don’t shatter on their travels.
Yeah, Nah.
This is ridiculous behaviour from a grown woman. You can’t just fly tip your waste in the sea because you’ve written a note on or in it. Use your recycling bin and stop pollouting the sea and beaches.
Someone told her to get a boyfriend, she just needs the bottle to ask a guy out.
>‘It was a cowardly litter picker who sent me the response. I had to pay £7 to receive it. I think that it is really nasty. They were trying to make a point and teach me a lesson.’
Well that seals the deal on this woman being a massively entitled piece of shit, just in case the bulk plastic bottles in the sea didn’t do that already.
Also
>‘I probably won’t keep doing it. This has made me realise that environmental health could find my letters with my name and address and I might get in legal trouble.’
So she couldn’t give a shit about the wildlife or environmental impact, just any trouble it might directly cause her.
I am honestly flabbergasted and quite sad that we share the world with such people…
She throws them off “in bulk”?!?
And “Eastbourne Harbour have told me off before for throwing the bottles into the water, they keep trying to stop me.” People are real dumb.
She sounds like the loons who write to serial killers in prison
So, she is saying she might stop not because of the environmental damage she has been doing, but cos she might be done for pollution by the environmental agency? Selfish idiot.
>”I just wanted a bit of romance”
If she really wanted a fella then there’s probably a hotel nearby with people living in it who’d happily marry her even if she is as mad as a box of frogs.