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  1. Tartan_Samurai on

    *The former Conservative MP and justice minister Crispin Blunt has pleaded guilty to possessing illegal drugs, including cannabis and crystal meth.*

    *The 65-year-old was found with the chemical drug GBL, a sedative, cannabis, methamphetamine and methylamphetamine – commonly known as crystal meth.*

    *Blunt, who was the Conservative MP for Reigate between 1997 and 2024, was under investigation on suspicion of rape when officers discovered the drugs.*

    OK, that’s a lot wilder than I thought it would be. Getting caught with weed or some coke wouldn’t bat an eye from personally. But meth and GBL? Coupled with the rape investigation, this sounds really sinister…

  2. Prestigious_Bat_9403 on

    It makes it sound like he was made Justice Minister as some sort of in-joke.

  3. sorE_doG on

    Crispin Blunt.. just became an adjective, eg. “I just passed a guy who was *crispin blunt*, and the fumes smelled like sour diesel”.

  4. WastelandOfConfusion on

    His second name is ‘Blunt’, so as you can see, we’re all extremely shocked.

  5. Belladonna41 on

    JK Rowling trying to come up with a name for a stoner in her next novel, I see

  6. HuntersLiberalDong on

    The sort of thing I’ll almost miss about the Tories once they’re gone. God they’re ridiculous. Reform have a lot to live up to.

  7. Foxrockmafia on

    Following a late night parliamentary meeting at the House of Commons, I hastened home to meet Carlos and Eduardo, two young constituents who wished to discuss aspects of government policy. I slipped on a glacier cherry, all my clothes fell off, and a part of my anatomy inadvertently entered the young gentlemen. As far as I am concerned, that is the end of the matter.

  8. StobieElite on

    “Until the sky turns green, the grass is several shades of blue. Every member of parliament trips on glue”

  9. ElusiveCrab on

    Meth at 65 guy really likes rolling the dice of fate lmao

  10. Fluffy-Republic8610 on

    Former justice minister. These elites really need a special close eye on them. Kings, prime ministers, top judges etc. There needs to be no barriers put up to protect them from being questioned.

  11. Numerous_Green4962 on

    According to The Public Whip he consonantly voted against the decriminalisation of cannabis.

  12. BathFullOfDucks on

    Investigated for rspe, possesses date rape drug, gets caught with class a drugs, bases his defence on how he really did nothing wrong and would probably do it again too as he doesnt agree with the law, but is part of the establishment.

    I wonder how long his suspended sentence will be?

  13. WacomoleRD_6080 on

    All stems from an unfortunate typo

    “We regret to inform you you’re not the Just Ice minister anymore”

    “Great, now I can do other drugs too!”

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