It’s time for Ukraine to come to the negotiating table and accept being attacked,” said Trump, who accused Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky of acting as a barrier to peace by objecting to drone and missile strikes. “It’s a shame Zelensky has been so stubborn about it. It’s a fantastic deal for both sides. Any scenarios that do not allow for the Ukrainian death toll to rise is a nonstarter.”
God damn the onion is getting too credible.
Original_Basis654 on
I was certain it’s true for a sec
Loud-Process7413 on
It shows how bad Trump actually is when I’m halfway through this article before I realise it was a piss take. Touche🙏
GremlinX_ll on
Onion too credible this days
AdvertisingFlashy637 on
I actually thought this was real for a moment
Uhu0451 on
The worst is it would make total sense with the orange guy. He spouts similar diarrhea since he took office. 😅
CathodeRaySamurai on
I just ate the onion.
Damnit, this timeline sucks.
mechalenchon on
That’s barely parody. Hegseth will wonder if the Onion is on the group chat.
FuriousGirafFabber on
Can’t tell the difference anymore. Trump has made the onion obsolete.
Docccc on
lmao i totally believed he said this
maumiaumaumiau on
When the Onion sounds like news… this world is fucked.
systonia_ on
Wow… I almost fell for it.
Tells a lot about the current state of us politics
OvermorrowOscar on
Is this real
WHAT
SnooCakes6334 on
It is troubling that it is so belivable
missionarymechanic on
This is why it’s so hard to satirize fascism…
bickid on
Oh wow, it’s fake? Hard to tell …
whyreadthis2035 on
He’d say exactly that. And he’d believe it’s
Lethalclaw115_2 on
Almost bit the onion. Next time I will keep my eyes peeled
WasteWing5137 on
I think Trump stuttered.
Meant Russia must be allowed to keep getting denazified by the civilized world as part of any ceasefire deal.
omysweede on
Just because it is satire doesn’t mean that it won’t come true in 3… 2… 1
Xegeth on
What purpose does satire serve nowadays? I feel like the time when satire news were some kind of funny exaggeration of reality that made you chuckle is just over. Nowadays, satiric headlines fall within the range that is possible in reality and maybe just make you feel relief for a second, while at the same time inadvertently taking part in the torrent of endless news and misinformation by hitting too close to home.
RoseyOneOne on
I actually believed it until I saw The Onion.
TrinityCodex on
i almost bit in the onion
Extra-Satisfaction72 on
I read the article and genuinely couldn’t spot anything abnormal. It wasn’t until the comments that I realised it was the onion
Eddy63 on
These days its hard to tell if it’s from the onion or not. Thankgod this is
mr_sakitumi on
Hey man, people of his administration! This guy is very very sick. Like medical and clinically sick with Alzheimer’s. When is the 25th being invoked?
Oh, you wait for gim to push the fuckin’ button?
mr_sakitumi on
It’s the freaking onion…but it sounded real whenever it’s Trump.
Lennyleonard_ on
Shows how messed up Trump is that I actually thought he said that, ye got me good onion
Disastrous-Fall9020 on
All I’m saying, based in history, is that the CIA took JFK out for far less lenient stances against enemies…
Mba1956 on
Let me get this right, as part time of a ceasefire deal the Russians can still fire on Ukraine but they aren’t allowed to fight back. Maybe someone should educate him on the definition of ceasefire.
Edit:
Didn’t notice it was theinion, anything is possible these days.
CRE178 on
I know it says the The Onion. It know it’s tagged satire. I know it’s a completely crazy notion.
And yet…
TheHearseDriver on
If it wasn’t from The Onion, I’d believe it.
MaximePierce on
Guys… it’s from The Onion… It’s satire…
The fact that satire is discernible from reality is scary as fuck though
Limp_Classroom_2645 on
This is too credible, the onion
Davidiusz on
We’re at the point where it didn’t strike me right away as a satire post…
jurainforasurpise on
Seriously I thought it was legit out of that retards mouth. But if someone asked him his thoughts on this he’d probably agree.
Onion… He is doing your work for you.
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It’s time for Ukraine to come to the negotiating table and accept being attacked,” said Trump, who accused Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky of acting as a barrier to peace by objecting to drone and missile strikes. “It’s a shame Zelensky has been so stubborn about it. It’s a fantastic deal for both sides. Any scenarios that do not allow for the Ukrainian death toll to rise is a nonstarter.”
God damn the onion is getting too credible.
I was certain it’s true for a sec
It shows how bad Trump actually is when I’m halfway through this article before I realise it was a piss take. Touche🙏
Onion too credible this days
I actually thought this was real for a moment
The worst is it would make total sense with the orange guy. He spouts similar diarrhea since he took office. 😅
I just ate the onion.
Damnit, this timeline sucks.
That’s barely parody. Hegseth will wonder if the Onion is on the group chat.
Can’t tell the difference anymore. Trump has made the onion obsolete.
lmao i totally believed he said this
When the Onion sounds like news… this world is fucked.
Wow… I almost fell for it.
Tells a lot about the current state of us politics
Is this real
WHAT
It is troubling that it is so belivable
This is why it’s so hard to satirize fascism…
Oh wow, it’s fake? Hard to tell …
He’d say exactly that. And he’d believe it’s
Almost bit the onion. Next time I will keep my eyes peeled
I think Trump stuttered.
Meant Russia must be allowed to keep getting denazified by the civilized world as part of any ceasefire deal.
Just because it is satire doesn’t mean that it won’t come true in 3… 2… 1
What purpose does satire serve nowadays? I feel like the time when satire news were some kind of funny exaggeration of reality that made you chuckle is just over. Nowadays, satiric headlines fall within the range that is possible in reality and maybe just make you feel relief for a second, while at the same time inadvertently taking part in the torrent of endless news and misinformation by hitting too close to home.
I actually believed it until I saw The Onion.
i almost bit in the onion
I read the article and genuinely couldn’t spot anything abnormal. It wasn’t until the comments that I realised it was the onion
These days its hard to tell if it’s from the onion or not. Thankgod this is
Hey man, people of his administration! This guy is very very sick. Like medical and clinically sick with Alzheimer’s. When is the 25th being invoked?
Oh, you wait for gim to push the fuckin’ button?
It’s the freaking onion…but it sounded real whenever it’s Trump.
Shows how messed up Trump is that I actually thought he said that, ye got me good onion
All I’m saying, based in history, is that the CIA took JFK out for far less lenient stances against enemies…
Let me get this right, as part time of a ceasefire deal the Russians can still fire on Ukraine but they aren’t allowed to fight back. Maybe someone should educate him on the definition of ceasefire.
Edit:
Didn’t notice it was theinion, anything is possible these days.
I know it says the The Onion. It know it’s tagged satire. I know it’s a completely crazy notion.
And yet…
If it wasn’t from The Onion, I’d believe it.
Guys… it’s from The Onion… It’s satire…
The fact that satire is discernible from reality is scary as fuck though
This is too credible, the onion
We’re at the point where it didn’t strike me right away as a satire post…
Seriously I thought it was legit out of that retards mouth. But if someone asked him his thoughts on this he’d probably agree.
Onion… He is doing your work for you.