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    1. WatashiwaNobodyDesu on

      That’s Albert. Stupid name for a stupid a-hole. Piece of advice: Don’t engage, just ignore him and walk away.

    2. blckrcknbts on

      Actual answer: its a chafer beetle, also called a cockchafer (yes, thats its real name) or maybeetle, *melolontha melolontha*.

      Personally i think the name cockchafer is funnier than any of the made up names in the comments.

    3. yourrabiddoggy on

      Armadillo! Smooth on the inside – crunchy on the outside! 

    4. TheStoicNihilist on

      Eargobbler. Named for its habit of eating ear drums while you sleep.

    5. cash_tank on

      They come out every 4 years, they are harmless to you. He grew up in a potato. In Romania they swarm the skyes every 4 years. When we were kids we used to tie a rope on one of them legs and “fly” them like you would walk the dog. Pretty cruel now that I think of it… ah childhood

    6. what_im_playing on

      Thought it was a micropig with beetle armor for a second

    7. --Spaceman-Spiff-- on

      I remember these as a kid and being terrified of them whacking around the light in my bedroom. They’re surprisingly big and noisy!

    8. Jealous-Metal-7438 on

      Yeah it’s a cockchafer, have seen about 10 of them on the kitchen floor in the last few weeks, suspect a load of them hatched out (underground) in the recent warm weather – apparently they only hatch every few years when conditions are just right

    9. im_a_hedgehog11 on

      Cockchafer. I saw one of these a few weeks ago. The come out every few years and make a really loud nosie when flying. They have silly little fan-shaped antennae

    10. Interesting-Sort-150 on

      Its quite obvious, that is a new Pokemon they have added to Pokemon Go.

    11. ZestycloseAd289 on

      I saw one of these bad boys trying to get into my shed about a month or so ago. Noisy little feckers, aren’t they?

    12. DelGurifisu on

      You lads are great at comedy names. Brilliant stuff. Way funnier than cockchafer.

    13. Stallion_92 on

      Found my cat playing with one last week. I didn’t know wtf it was, I thought it was a locust it was huge. I thought the apocalypse was happening

    14. ECO_FRIENDLY_BOT on

      The cockchafer got its name because it loves dry humping.

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